Nude Tips
The good doctor says Eternal Warrior wins the Blue Diamond. It’s her best each way of the day too. Happy Diamond day!
At Least It Was the Right Horse This Time
Bold Personality is one of the most famous names in Australian racing. Not because the galloper of that name was a champion. Because he ran as Fine Cotton in the famous Eagle Farm ring-in. And here he bobs up again, this time in harness at Redcliffe. Some names should be sacrosanct, his being one of […]
I Want to Be Sick
This is what City Limits used to look like, when it was fed. Racing NSW has disqualified licensed stablehand and registered owner Brian Carey for 16 months after he was found guilty of failing to provide proper care to the thoroughbred horse City Limits. City Limits, a six‑year‑old gelding, was found dead at Carey’s private […]
They’re a Bit Slow Aren’t They?
The Age published this story yesterday. My wife Maggie (painted above) reckons I told you and her the same story on Monday. Know what? I think she is right. They’re a bit slow aren’t they? You always hear it here first. No Care, And Zero Responsibility Sees a Poor Young Dog Get Hung Greyhound Baba […]
Archie’s Love Tips
Never give up. Never give in. Try not to get too old, no matter what the calendar says. Marry an artist. Or someone who you love. Put the past in your behind and forgive mistakes, because you’ve made heaps more. Fight for what you want. Make it want you again too. Do the biz every […]
Hey Man – What Becomes of Drug Fond Sacked Stewards – They Turn Into Hippies
Does anyone remember Tate Hudson? He’s that Northern Rivers NSW Steward who V’landys sacked because he was improperly hanging around on the piss with the jockeys that he was supposed to be policing. The bloke then went to QLD, and under the hapless QRIC of the day led by Ross Barnett got a second chance. […]
Who the F**k is Brendan? – Would You Call Muhammed Ali Cassius Clay?
For the avoidance of any doubt, and to avert any false accusations that I am threatening to commit violence upon anyone, I am using the Ali x Terrell fight as a literary device metaphor in the legal context for why you should not insult people by calling them names that they don’t wish to be […]
Bobo’s Lawyer Can Go and Get F**ked
Me to Bobo’s lawyer just then, written in a cold fury Mate you are a fucking dickhead, the sort of smart arse clown who drives people to suicide because you reckon you’re so cool and don’t give a fuck. You’re not. You’re nothing but a prick with a bad beard and a law degree. Wow. […]
Ha Ha Ha – Too Much Pep
Have a look at this race at Tamworth this afternoon will you? The winner is an eight-year-old mare that had never won a race in faster time than 1.56.1 in six seasons of racing and 131 starts. Today she went 1.55.0. About 20 meters faster. Guess who owns her. Jason Grimson, his locked up mate […]
The Blocked Drain Debacle
Cluden Park, a place like no other. Ain’t that the truth. The races in Townsville were abandoned today after a 40mm deluge of rain flooded the back straight. That’s the official story anyway, and in part it is true. After that amount of rain the track almost certainly wouldn’t have been safe to race on, […]