Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Well her old man might be running up the beach at the Gold Coast keeping his weight down and looking for used soft drink cans to cash in so he can earn the price of a packet of smokes while he serves out the tail end of his DQ for drunken after hours stupidity, but […]
What you see above is the start of race 1 at Toowoomba last night. The horse jumping from barrier 5 clearly gets an advantage as its gate opens fully while the other runners gates are still closed and just starting to spring open. What does the Stewards report say about it? Zero. Nothing at all. […]
The horse whose gates are wide open while all the others are shut only gained a head advantage at the start did it? Or so the Stewards say anyway. If they are correct then I am Rocky Balboa. Minus the title belt and the punch.
RACE 5:BROWN FAMILY WINE GROUP BENCHMARK 62 HANDICAP 870 M Correct weight was delayed to allow Stewards to review the start of the race. After viewing the official footage, Stewards found that just prior to the start being effected, DRUMS OF WAR lunged forward, contacting its front gates, which opened marginally earlier prior to the […]
It’s a lonely life for single man out in Barcaldine. And subscriptions to dating sites are expensive. Thank goodness for Facebook, and Meet QLD Singles. What Princess from the Kingdom of the Tree of Knowledge wouldn’t want to meet a man named Terry who is hung like a horse, or hangs off one holding a […]
The jockey shortage in QLD that we have been banging on about for ages is really starting to bite. There were late scratchings everywhere last weekend due to a lack of riders. Racing QLD have never done a great deal to address the problem, and it has continued to do nothing by way of fuel […]
Mt Isa jockey Jason Hoopert has never met me, nor me him, but it is clear that he doesn’t like me very much. And given the way that he takes pictures of female jockeys arses, ditto. There is no Place for Pervs at the Track Karma is a funny girl. Jason Hoopert was in the […]
These are the horses who were supposed to be on the property where the three pictured above died, or at least according to the court records. Our investigations have found that only three, or at best four, presently survive. These ones. Where are the rest? As far as we can see, none of the […]
Captain Maverick, last in the lime green with black and white sleeves and black and white checked cap, was an outsider at $71.oo in race 5 at Eagle Farm on Saturday. Notwithstanding the price, it was a very odd ride by Kyle Wilson-Taylor, and had he taken the right option instead of the wrong, the […]
Remember us telling you a couple of months ago about how Cloncurry trainer Terry Hall (pictured at top) was moving to Barcaldine to train out of the jigger man Todd Austin’s stables at Barcaldine, after Austin was refused a license when his electric DQ expired and his previous bowler Brett Cavanough bailed, not that he […]
