Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
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Copy That was a great racehorse. You don’t win races like he did, including dual NZ Cups, unless you are. But he wasn’t quite sound, and I reckon that worries broodmare owners, because as a sire Copy That is off to a very slow start. Even at the then bargain basement fee of $4600 (now […]
We’ve just got news that a prominent Riverina trot driver has been outed for either 3 or 6 months – I can’t remember because the knockout drugs I got at the take it and swallow party at the hospital today are still in my system, and they cause temporary amnesia – after they threw a […]
I am sure you remember the story about the three licensees who got suspended for 3 months each for accidentally presenting the wrong horse to run at Albion Park a couple of months ago, and then not telling the Stewards about their mistake after they found out. Those blokes – Ricky Gordon, Warren Hinze and […]
Father Wayne, Maggie’s Catholic priest mate from when they were young who is staying with us for a few weeks, and although we are a bit different – he says Grace, and Jeff Buckley and I sing it (I know all the lyrics because it was Archie n Maggie’s shag song when we first met) […]
Mr Robert Garrett – Inquiry Conducted Harness Racing New South Wales (HRNSW) Stewards conducted an Inquiry today into a report received from the Australian Racing Forensic Laboratory (ARFL) that Methylamphetamine was detected in the post-race urine sample taken from KALKADOON DREAMING following its win in race 4, the NUTRIEN EQUINE BATHURST SALE 22ND MARCH PACE […]
I am not saying for a second that that trainer Robert Garrett is guilty of anything other than bad luck and living such a straight life that he can’t spot a glass pipe jockey when one is staring him in the face. But gee doesn’t the decision in his meth positive case open up the […]
Ever since the Stewards raid that we told you about on SA trainer Kevin Weidenbach’s place, poor Kev’s wheels have gone wobbly. It’s weird. Weidenbach has trained 51 from 313 this season, but since the Stewards came knocking he has gone like a busted arse, and has trained just one placegetter from his past ten […]
A fortnight ago Racing Victoria CEO Aaron Morrison (pictured above) was telling us that the proposed changes to gambling advertisement and inducement laws would slash 30% off betting turnover, and lead to the wholesale closure of country tracks. A Seld-Defeating Argument? – Racing Victoria CEO Needs to Be Careful What He Doesn’t Wish For, Because […]
Fratianno started at $1.35 in race 2 at Tuncurry yesterday. Those who backed it at those odds must have been absolutely off their heads. Prior to this race this horse had started 19 times without a win, and had proven itself a nonnie (non-winner) beyond compare, with a heart the size of a pea. It […]
