Not Bad For 50 in 5 Weeks
And here I was thinking soon to be 50 grandma’s weren’t shaggable. It’s all a lie. Anyone got a spare box of little blue pills? I ran out in Tassie.
Retention Barns, Emma and Clay, Jack and Jill, Luke the Duke, Bret Hanover v Cardy Redux, and the Greatest Certainty Ever to Step Onto a Track – Catch A Wave Wins the Miracle Mile on His Ear
Emma Stewart and Clayton Tonkin have half the field in the Miracle Mile on Saturday night. They have the fave, and the 4th, 5th, and 6th horses in the betting. But none of them can win. Why not? Because of one little thing called the retention barn. The retention barn is a supervised facility that […]
Dr Harry is Right – Blake Shinn Rode Steel City Dead as a Dry Dingo in the Blue Diamond
Add a zero or two I reckon Dr Harry from ancient Geebung was straight on the phone after the running of the Blue Diamond. “Blake Shinn just rode Steel City deaD” he screamed down the blower. “Fuck off! I’m at a wedding with free piss!” I shouted back at him, then hung up the line. […]
The All Star Who Earns $50 Million a Year and the Trots
Nikola Jokic is one of the greatest basketball players in NBA history. As at November last year the man they call they Joker had the most triple doubles (10+ points, rebounds and assists) in NBA history, behind all-time greats Magic Johnson, Russell Westbrook, Oscar Robertson and LeBron James, and ahead of Wilt Chamberlain, James Harden […]
The Miraculous Mile – Keith’s Views v Archie’s – Which One’s Right?
The Miracle Mile field is set with only the barrier draw to cap it off before they fly off the gates. They will fly and this could be the fastest mile we have ever seen. I have no objections or criticisms of how they reached the final field either. ARCHIE – There weren’t too many […]
The Devil’s Isle is No Place For a Horse
Bull is Anthony Bullock. Bullock is Tasmania’s leading dog trainer. He is the man who kills Ben Yole’s horses for him, and others. “Bull’s” is a reference to Bullock’s home and property, where he shoots unwanted horses, hangs them from trees to bleed them out, cuts them into pieces with chainsaws, and feeds them to […]
Australia’s Leading Trot Trainer, and How He Treats His Horses
We have been telling you about Australia’s ‘leading trainer’ Ben (Chainsaw) Yole and how he treats his horses for a number of years now. Our consistent message has been that if this is harness racing in Tassie, then the sport should be closed down. Other good Australians are now joining the call. Pictures tell a […]
Wouldn’t You Love To Be a Harness Horse in Chainsaw’s Stable?
Has Another Currie Thrown a Positive to Cocaine?
The word on the street is that trainer Mark Currie – who many suspect bowls for his son Ben – has thrown a positive swab to cocaine. End Assembly is the name of the horse, and it is said to have thrown the positive at Eagle Farm on the 17th of December 2022. Pre-race it […]
There is Summit Very Fishy Going on Over in the West – And They Are Pulling in the Haul Without a License
If Trotsynd’s advertisement is correct – and no-one has given us any reason to believe that it is not – then how can Summit Bloodstock be operating legally as a syndicator in Western Australia? Operating they are though, syndicating both race horses and ‘temporary’ shares in Spirit of St Lous, their slot holder for the […]