Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
We just received this message from a trusted source. Oh dear. It seems that the most affable trainer in New South Wales might be in a bit of bother with the Stewards in the days to come. As my mate the Eagle’s old man the bookie always use to say, punting and the piss don’t […]
They say there are a million ways to do your dough on the punt. Well now there are a million and one. Watch it closely. The horse that switched to the inside of the leader when it veers off flicks the jockey out of the saddle with its nose!
Take a look at this will you? What an extraordinary piece of riding. How on earth did she have skills to stay on?
Stewards at Thangool yesterday found a syringe containing a substance in trainer Jason Hancock’s vehicle that he had used to transport his horse Zufasta to the track. Hancock told the stipes it was a crushed up acepromazine tablet. ACE is a sedative. You cannot give them on race day, and you can’t be in possession […]
Some really odd things are going on in Queensland at the moment. Well tried older horses are running times that just don’t make sense. Cheerstolou is one of them. When it arrived at Donny Smith’s stables about a month or two ago it had raced 78 times for 8 wins against weak company, and never […]
Regional Cast advises that we are unable to provide live streaming for any of today’s race meetings. The live-streaming server we utilise, located in Townsville, is currently impacted by severe weather events and extreme heat conditions. We sincerely apologise for the inability to deliver the live stream under these circumstances. All races will, however, be […]
Grant Dixon has been getting away with murder at Albion Park lately. Last night he slaughtered an odds on fave right in front of the eyes of the Stewards, and killed a million multis. And got away with that too. Dixon’s drive on Call To Order didn’t even earn a mention in the Stewards Report. […]
What is doping? It is the “illegal application of any substance, except normal diet, that might modify the natural and present capacities of the horse at the time of the race.” What is Levamisole? A totally prohibited substance under the rules of racing that is not normal diet, and might modify the natural and present […]
We have been telling you for a long time that online racing publication The Straight is a front for sectional interests, predominantly the breeders who fund the publication and their friends, who in the time honored warped tradition of anyone who is Peter V’Landys enemy is my friend, includes every wanker under the sun, and […]
Dr Whiting spent a chunk of her winnings from the 5 grand quaddie she tipped us all last week on her favorite pastime. Her collection of vintage soft porn. She is confident of buying another truckload with what she wins this weekend. My guess is that she will be screaming the house down when she […]
