Every Dog Has a Heart
No one is totally bad. Every dog has a heart. If you look real close you will see. Art is just like racing. Something that only genius’s can conquer. Chris Waller take a bow. Ciaron Maher and Maggie too.
Lizzy Jelfs? – Don’t Ask
I am away from home, and thus don’t have my usual selections of racing channels, so am stuck watching 71. That means I have to cop Lizzie Jelfs. Personally I would rather cut my arm off. Lizzie starts launching into a monologue about how only the very greats of racing win back to back Australian […]
Do You Reckon The VRC Do Happy Endings
I have known plenty of blokes in my time who have gone to a massage parlor after a win at the races. But I have never known one who went to the track to get a massage. Until now. The VRC seem to have extended the idea of a day at the races to include […]
Sit On It and Rotate Boys
See that above? It’s section 12A of the Defamation Act. If an aggrieved person – e.g. Bobo – doesn’t respond to a further particulars notice within 14 days, then their whole defo claim falls over and they are f**ked. We sent this below to Bobo’s lawyer Ceecee 18 days ago. The coke snorter and/or his […]
Half Nude Trot Tips
I have decided that if Dr Whiting PhD can tip half the card at the gallops nude, then I can do it half nude at the trots too. If you can’t beat them, join ’em. So here I am. Bathurst Race 3 no 10 RIPP Wins by panels Race 4 no 2 SPARKLING SEA Ditto […]
PVL Does it Again
Earlier in the week Racing NSW used their contingency fund to implement starter payments for owners and trainers of horses to offset their increased costs due to the rapidly rising cost of petrol. Today it is the low paid workers in racing’s turn and work at least 8 hours a week will receive $100 a […]
Nude Tips
One guess what the good Dr Whiting’s special this week is? If you said My Gladiola then a gold star to you. The Doc got 5 last week. This week she is aiming for 7. I’m backing her.
Spot on Sherlock – But What’s Going on Mr Watson?
Three days ago we asked a rhetorical question about whether five SA greyhound Stewards had been stood down. I say rhetorical because we already knew the answer, but to be on the safe side were just awaiting double confirmation that our mail was correct. It was. Apparently Channel 7 broke the news “exclusively” a few […]
Peter V’Landys Does It Again – This Bloke is Iraklis
Those who knock Peter V’Landys are imbeciles in my opinion, and I mean that with the greatest of respect. Just look at what he has done here. The price of fuel is going through the roof, trainers can’t sleep at night worried that they are f**ked, owners are thinking to themselves “Sh*t, how am I […]
The Cambridge Harness Story Changes Course
Well, well, well. It appears from this latest release that the mail we got from Cambridge may have been wrong. We are now hearing that the once thought to be suspect payments that former CEO David Branch received from the club may have been simply repayments of money that Branch kicked in from his personal […]