TasRacing is Dyslexic as Well as Corrupt
Satna Clause is coming to town is he? Ladbrokes have a Tacing department do they? Yeah good. TasRacing’s programmers are dyslexic more like it. Mary Krismass and a Happee Noo Yere too ewe two.
The Deadest Ride of the Year – Dale Evans Should Be Put Out For Life – UPDATED
Nic Me Some was heavily backed to win the 4th race at Mackay on Saturday. That was bad luck for those who backed it, because it’s jockey Dale Evans determinedly didn’t want it to win. I wonder who paid him to hook it? Harsh words you say? Then watch this and keep your eyes on […]
How’s That For an Eye?
I remember being at the APG Menangle yearling sale in 2029 back when they’d still have me watching Grant Dixon and Kevin Seymour buy just two lots, both of them cheap, one of them the last lot of the day. The first lot was Tims A Trooper, who Mr Seymour AM bought for just $17 […]
Just Too Good
It’s hard to believe that there is a better trotter in the world than our ID23 winner Just Believe, but there are a few, principal among them the French square gaiter Hohneck who won the Elitloppet. All I can see is that the frog must be some sort of trotter, for on the strength of […]
Gold Coast Greg Congratulates the Seymours
What a win best horse in the country. I’m rapt for Kevin and Kay, they have put so much into harness racing. Also I will never forget how certain people at Albion Park did the wrong thing by him. Great result tonight I’d love to be a fly on the wall in the committee room. […]
Keith From QLD Declares Grant Dixon God
Archie needs to say sorry In fact I demand he apologises for what was the best drive, on the best horse, not only at Albion Park but Australian harness racing has ever seen. He absolutely towelled them. Leap was sweating up a treat, just itching to attack like a caged lion. He not only had […]
There are No Flies on Clayton and Emma – Or Not Many at Least
They all get treated after they work. Quote from Emma Stewart. What about if they work on race day? Unanswered question from Archie Butterfly Who is the overall commander? Clayton is. The interviewer, prompted by C. Tonkin Are the young horses the only one getting steroids? Or does Clayton just work out real hard? Unidentified […]
A Handicap of Weekly Fruit Baskets, Workplace Massages and Workouts – That’s the Job For Me
Racing QLD is looking for a new handicapper. I thought that they had enough of their own. It looks like a job for me. I just wonder if they have in-office spas, saunas and lap dances too? Benefits and Perks · We have generous employee benefits such as EAP, an innovative reward and recognition program offering […]
We Sense Problems in the Bay of Plenty
At the same time as the Waikato-Bay of Plenty club that run the Cambridge trots is out there hawking for financial investors in once established but now just mooted property development of land surrounding the track, the two major architects of the plan have stood down from their roles running the club. Chairman Graham Bowen […]
Might D. Oliver Be a Bit Short in Retirement?
There is a vicious rumour sweeping racing that soon to retire race riding legend Damian Oliver may be $2.5 million lighter in his pension fund than he expected. The word is that someone close to him and linked in to his business dealings may have misreported the funds that Oliver has available to him, and […]