COVID? – What’s That?
The crowd at the Everest. Not a mask to be seen. You southerners can go and get stuffed. God Bless Annastacia.
s2yo Too Bro!
I am buggered if I know what an s2yo is, but one thing I do know is that Bar Room Banta isn’t one. I also know that the 2YO Breeders Challenge fields have been out for most of the week, which is handy because they are being run tonight at Menangle. This is a balls […]
Cole Diesel Memorial Day Dawns – Caulfield Cup Day Tips
Race 4 – The Ethereal – Number 11 DAISIES This Mick Price and Mick Kent Jr trained filly who was been aimed at the VRC Oaks for a more than a year now was a huge run in the Edward Manifold, the mile race named after a private school toff and former VRC Committeeman who […]
We Can Never Be Royals – But We Can Rule – Randwick Tips
Wet tracks all round make for a tough day on the punt, but it won’t stop any of us from trying. After all, what else are you going to do a Saturday afternoon when the footy season’s over? Spring cleaning? Puh-lease. You will be able to pay a cleaner on Monday after we fill up […]
The Real Peter Profit
Many people ask me who Peter Profit was. This is he. My favourite pacer as a kid. You wouldn’t mind owning a horse that raced for ten seasons and recorded a 27% win rate and ran a place 57% of the time, most of them in Free For All races, would you? He was a […]
What a Disgrace – The Self Assured – South Coast Arden Protest Decision at Addington Last Night Shows Clearly That the Racing Integrity System is Broken, Before it Has Really Even Started
Well how is this for timing? On Thursday we publish a story highly critical of the Racing Integrity Board in which we highlight the deficiencies in the newly introduced system of an external Adjudicative Committee hearing and determining matters that have been traditionally the domain of racing stewards in each of the codes, and questioning […]
Hello, I am a 21 Year Old Kid Apprentice Who Stuffed Up – Can You Please Hit Me Around the Head Four Times With a Sledgehammer Sir?
Queensland Racing Integrity Commission (QRIC) Stewards concluded an inquiry into licensed Apprentice Jockey Ms Alisha Ross for providing an altered doctor’s clearance and giving false and misleading evidence to Stewards at the Townsville Turf Club on 1October and the Mackay Turf Club on 2 October 2021. After taking into consideration all the evidence tendered by […]
PETA and Adolf’s Great Big Final Solution – You Gotta Be Cruel to Be Kind
Never Breed or Buy. Always Adopt. Always Have Animals Spayed or Neutered. Please join countless other kind people who are working to prevent animal homelessness. Find out how you can help, and please pledge to do your part to end this crisis. Every animal bred and born—on purpose or by accident—and every animal purchased from a breeder […]
Sieg Heil! – PETA’s Campaign Against the Whip is a Lie – PETA is Lie – What This is Really All About is Raising Money to Fund the Final Solution of Turning the Whole World Vegan – Sound Mad? – That’s Because it Is
PETA (above) claiming that Hitler didn’t have the same ideas as them by saying that even if he did, noble causes shouldn’t be abandoned just because they were supported by Nazis who fed people into gas chambers and threw their bodies into mass holes Hunting and horse races are the last vestiges of a dead […]
The Greatest Caulfield Cup Ever Run and Won
Well it probably wasn’t, but I am writing this story so I am allowed to call Cole Diesel’s win in 1989 the greatest if I want to, and bully for the rest of them. How many Caulfield Cup winners do you know that step up from over the mile in the Toorak the week before, […]