Sunday Bloody Sunday – What Do These Four Blokes Have in Common?
Grimace and the Hamburglar (above). It’s all a bit cryptic we know, but someday soon you will understand.
You’re a (S)Hocker Too Turbo
What about his left boot sir! Jack ‘Turbo’ Trainer is like the girl in the ZZ Top song. He’s got legs, and he knows how to use them. He’s got legs, and knows how to bruise them. Poor old Krug copped a good right boot in the back end on the home turn on the […]
Bright Sparks, Bent Blokes and Birds, Bicarb and Easy Bucks – Welcome to Adelaide – Part 1 – A Little Lesson About Buckets and Batteries
See the horse above named Ghent? The one that has been backed from $7.00 into $3.50 without any falcons passing on a tip. It is trained by Gaita Pullicino. Gaita and/or her son have been banned from harness racing in just about every State in Australia, bar South Australia, which issued her a license to […]
Bright Sparks, Bent Blokes and Birds, Bicarb and Easy Bucks – Welcome to Adelaide – Part 2 – A Ghent(s) All Odds
Ghent is a trotter. He is usually not a very good one. That is because he is slow, and 11 years old. In 10 starts this season until yesterday, this Gaita Pullicino trained old bloke hadn’t run a single place in a race. So it was a surprise when all these folk of Maltese and […]
Kicking a Horse? – That’s (S)Hocking! – B B B B Bad to the Bone
Gavin Fitzpatrick booted Bad to the Bone in the back leg just inside the 200 metre mark in the first race at Menangle on Saturday night, in a vain attempt to kick it on into first place, pardon the pun. He did it right in front of the crowd, and in full view of the […]
What Would Jesus Do If He Caught His Ever Loving Spouse in the Sack With a Hard Humping Louse? – Part 1 – The Charges
David Moran (above), the cuckolded husband The particulars of the charge being: On 14 November 2019, you attended the registered training establishment of licensed trainer Laura Crossland at the Shepparton Harness Racing Club training complex. You approached Ms Crossland, who was seated in a sulky driving a horse, whilst also leading another two horses; Following […]
What Would Jesus Do If He Caught His Ever Loving Spouse in the Sack With a Hard Humping Louse? – Part 2 – The Facts
Laura Crossland (above), the cuckquean DECISION Mr David Moran, the Stewards have charged you with four offences, which could be described as falling into two categories. Three of them arose in the context of your behaviour arising out of a break up with your then partner, Ms Laura Crossland, and her involvement with fellow driver, […]
What Would Jesus Do If He Caught His Ever Loving Spouse in the Sack With a Hard Humping Louse? – Part 3 – The Sentence
Damien Wilson, aka Back Door Benny (above), the third party caught in flagrante delicto with the cuckquean We turn now to such matters as your background and situation, and to your character generally. You are aged 34 years. You have two young children and have a new partner. You are a particularly successful trainer and […]
EXCLUSIVE – The Fix Was In – Part 1 – Lochinvar Art Trainer/Driver David Moran is About to be Disqualified For 3 and 1/2 Years – FIRST PUBLISHED 11 SEPTEMBER 2020
I wrote earlier this week about the tantalising future clash of the three great 5-year-old pacing titans, Ride High, Self Assured and Lochinvar Art. There was something I did’t tell you. Lochinvar Art will be racing for a new stable. His trainer/driver David Moran (pictured at top) is about to be disqualified from the sport […]
EXCLUSIVE – The Fix Was In – Part 2 – David Moran’s Got Form – Lots of It – FIRST PUBLISHED 11 SEPTEMBER 2020
28 July 2015 Harness Racing New South Wales (HRNSW) Stewards concluded an Inquiry today into the betting activities of licensed Trainer and Driver Mr David Moran, including a bet placed in Race 4 at the Leeton Harness Meeting on 30 January 2015, a race in which Mr Moran was engaged as a driver. Mr Moran […]