Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Most readers are by now familiar with the world famous film The Yoyo, an autobiographical thriller about life on the punt, written, directed by and starring Melbourne Mick. Mick is the world’s second worst punter (behind me). Unlike Marvellous Merv he can tip a winner – in fact sometimes he even tips seven or eight […]
It is not often that I fully agree with Jason Bonnington. I do here. ————————————————- From a purely cultural perspective, the chasm between regional and urban Australia has never been greater. And based on Saturday night’s metropolitan trotting results, this chasm may extend to standardbreds as well. Last weekend, Shepparton hosted top-class racing action to […]
Well sportsfans, we came up empty handed in the v Bonno challenge this week. We couldn’t find a winner on that dumb-arse Shepparton track to save our lives. Bonno couldn’t either, but as we spotted him $200 start he wins. Congratulations Sir, but don’t spend all your winnings at once, because there aren’t any, and […]
It was only the other day that I told you about my mate the Ruler tipping a $20 winner trained by the man with the best return on investment rate in Victoria, the hitherto largely unknown Peter “the Bookie Beater’ Burgun Well would you believe it, the Ruler tipped another one trained by the Bookie […]
Phoenix Thoroughbreds is a scumbag, piece of shit money laundering outfit that is washing dirty cash stolen in a Ponzi scam clean by putting it through the thoroughbred industry. The cash was ripped off by a good looking brother and sister pair of Bulgarian fraudsters and their Swedish born accomplice, the three of whom set […]
What happens if a punter has won a quaddie with Sportsbet, and none of the TAB’s pay a dividend because it jackpots on all? Well, it gets very interesting there. Here is the Sportsbet rule. In the event of a jackpot and there is no dividend declared by Home Tote TAB and a member of […]
Well as you all know, after 3 wins in a row we feel its only fair this week to give Jason Bonnington $100 head start in our head to head tipping challenge, in the hope that the poor bastard might finally land a win. Bonno hasn’t put up his selections at Meltonyet, so we don’t […]
It’s hard not to feel sorry for Danny Nikolic. Being a mug judge of footy must be a very difficult thing, even for the most deluded of men. Matchsticks are the currency, because the poor bastard doesn’t have a cent. I write it up on the board as cash, to give him a glimmer of […]
The convicted racing fraudster, dog, police informant, con man, convict and thief Wayne Innes is apparently running around town calling your author a Karmichael Hunt. I think Wayno’s got the wrong end of the stick, and strongly suggest that he turn around and take a look in the mirror. It’s weird how people like Robert […]
We are spotting Bon Bon $50 start this week after taking him to town 2 out of 2. To give himself a chance he’s upped the stake to $300. Happy days. You can find Bonnington’s tips at the link below. https://www.thetrots.com.au/news/articles/bon-ups-the-stakes-with-300-tabcorp-park-game-plan/ Here are ours. May the best trot man win. MELTON 4 LEG WIN MULTI […]
