Boom Boom BOOM!
Here is the cherry. Happy days. Don’t you love a big winning weekend?
Either Ben Yole Goes or Racing Does – The Great Tassie Trotting Dilemma
Ben Yole trained 49 of the 60 runners in races 1, 3, 4, 6, 7 and 8 at Burnie on Friday night. He had only 2 of the 8 in Race Two, and in Race Five he had just 3 of the 9. They were the only two that Chainsaw lost all night. In fact […]
Boatie! – How Ben Yole and a Bunch of Slack Lazy Bastards Have Destroyed Tasmanian Harness Racing
Race 1 at Burnie, Friday night. $5950 in stakes. 10 horse race. Ben Yole trains them all, every single one. Watch the horse in the purple and white in the 1-1 in the replay of the last lap (below). Tell me it was trying. Go on, I dare you. This is match fixing, right in […]
The Cobbler is the Bum Dance King – Go You Good Thing!
Taking the piss out of himself and life. Go you goo thing Nick the Cobbler! You’ve proven to the world that hope reigns supreme. And that every single one of us is a chance. What a legend. Keep on kicking it Bro! Just keep boogieing too. But keep your clothes on next time. Once is […]
The Trot Tip Results – And New Year’s Eve
So here we are. Nine tips, which are eight really because we said back both of Grimson’s in the Cranbourne Cup. Results. Mach Shard Wins – $2.45 Punt Away Wins – $2.70 Chinese Whisper Wins – $1.75 Hopeful Beauty 2nd – $1.90 Firefox/Major Meister Wins – $4.40 Mr Perfect Unplaced – Nathan Jack is a […]
The Cobbler Will Be There Too
Nick the Boot kicked arse this weekend too. He’s coming to Bora Bora. It’s all in groove. Sorry Bon-Bon. You don’t got it. I will shout you if you wanna come though. We all trip and fall. The trick is getting up. Just ask the Cobbler. Racing ruins lives does it Activists? Go and kiss […]
Damn! – I Forgot a Few
Boom boom boom! Let’s go back to my room. Nah we can’t. Maggie’s asleep. She got pissed on cocktails, and has to work in the morning. Loose lips sink ships. And a woman has to pay for her own bo-bo. Boom!
Wanna Good Thing Overnight? – A Cherry on Top?
Then get on Croatia to win the World Cup bronze. They are $1.72. It’s money for jam. I won’t tell you how much I have had on. It’s scary. So were my crazy bets tonight, and I haven’t even shown you the amounts or the multis. At 3pm this arvo Christmas was cactus. Now it’s […]
We Didn’t Republish All the Old Jason Grimson Stories This Morning By Accident
If you were wondering why we republished all those old stories about Jason Grimson in which we accused him straight up of being a dirty low down drug cheat this morning, then wonder no more. It was because we knew that he has the green light and the gear, and that one of his two […]
