Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
I’m watching the Nutrien Sydney sales on webcast, because isn’t that what every Australian does on a Sunday? It’s a bit like watching the Bathurst car race. Goes forever, and you get about 3 exciting bits. They haven’t come yet. The sale has been shit. Low prices, big pass in rate. The auctioneers have been […]
I woke up this morning still feeling sick about the five leg multi I lost yesterday in the last Sydney when Tycoon Evie got robbed on a certain win by Zac Lloyd’s mount Jump The Broom went sideways and cleaned her up just as she was about to surge to the lead at the 50m […]
Angela Jones is one of the better apprentices in Brisbane, as her past twelve months stats of almost 15% the win and 40% the place clearly shows. Which makes her ride on the beaten favorite Hilal in the 8th race at Eagle Farm yesterday all the harder to watch, and it gets worse every time […]
Don’t you dare criticise Captain Ravishing peterprofitracing.com or blogger (sic) Butterfly. You’re a negative bastard who hates harness racing if you do. Dissent will not be tolerated. Emma and Clayton – who by the way slip me the occasional for spruiking them – are the future of the sport. Not a bad word may be […]
Why on earth would the NSW Stewards want to question Zac Lloyd about his steer on the winner Luvoir, when it was one of the greatest front running rides you’d ever see? The horse has always had huge ability, but has been ridden wrongly from behind for 2 years. Young Lloyd – or probably his […]
Ha ha ha, ho ho ho; Archie’s tips, are the go. I’ve been Ravished by experts, doused with Spirits by sanity challenged chicos, Honolua’d by halfwits, and a whole lot more this week. Two to the Valley to them all. I caught a wave. They all drowned. Oh well. There’s a new mug born every […]
A pretty girl asked me for my Menangle trot tips tonight. So I gave them to her. Sorry that I got so busy that I forgot to give them to you. There are 3 more races to go. Here are our results so far. Actually, look them up yourself. Note the trifecta in race 6. […]
Well Merv had been on the Moet for 4 hours when I spoke to him a moment ago, and had just switched to the Veuve Clicquot, so it was hard to get a whole lot of sense out of him, and it will be a whole lot harder as we move later into the night. […]
In a complete sensation, every Ben Yole trained runner has been scratched from Cranbourne tonight, all six of them. The reason has not been publicised yet, but it’s because one of Yole’s horses has thrown a positive to Cobalt. The horse in question had recently been transferred to Yole from the stable of Aaron Bain […]
Have you graBurgered anybody? I hope not, because it means violently seizing them and threatening their arm. GraBurgering has only been a legal expression for a couple of weeks. Judge Dean Morzone KC – solo without the Sunshine Band – invented the term, which is a great achievement for QLD ‘cos most Maroons hardly know […]
