Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
How bad is this? The judges assistant at the Reefton Cup meeting was on the punt while on duty. People at the meeting saw him at the tote window in full view of everyone there putting bets on. Presumably one of them tipped off the Stewards, and good on them too. Imagine what might have […]
New Zealand has this whizz bang racing integrity system under which race day stewards no longer charge trainers and riders and hit them with a fine or suspension on the spot after they breach the rules. Instead the stewards lay a charge against a licensee, and a panel of ‘independent’ adjudicators who are paid thousands of […]
I have already talked about the need to use the chemistry in 2 well-marked stages: I recommend this article that I have written: “how to start” https://horseandcamelsupplies.com/dr-martin/how-to-start/ first stage: pre season with preparation and empowerment of aptotudes (sic): speed, power, strength, resistance. Second stage: in the race season, just use the chemistry to obtain a […]
This is the 5th race at Naracoorte in South Australia yesterday. Keep your eye on the bottom of the screen and look for the bozo with red hair. Australia needs to build more mental hospitals. There are plenty of idiots like this who need them.
Where do you get the peptides that make horses go vroom? At the camel druggists store of course. I dunno about you, but I always thought race day treatment was banned. Oh well, as long as you don’t get caught. Don’t worry too much about customs and the camels though. If you know which door […]
If Jackson Murphy didn’t ride Moreton Bay stone cold dead in the 2nd race on the TAB card at Home Hill on Thursday then I’m not here. It was a hook job of epic Dale Evans proportions. Moreton Bay blew from $2.35 out to $4.00, and wasn’t trying at all. Murphy put the handbrake on […]
I have lost count of how long we have been telling you that copper cum trot trainer ‘Smoking’ Joe Connolly was red hot, but we have been right from the get go and continue to be correct now. This plod ain’t training straight and clean. That was evidenced once again in the 5th race at […]
There is some good news in a time of terror. Atherton trainer Roy Chillemi has been found. Roy’s gone on a long holiday back to the land of his birth, and has left his stable foreperson Louise Terzi (pictured above) in charge of operations as a trainer in her own right. We wish the young […]
Does that thing look friendly? I don’t think so. Look like we’re in for nasty weather Australia. There’s a bad moon on the rise.
A bloke with a nickname like Smoking Joe would simply have no be on fire wouldn’t he? After all, there is smoke without it is there? Fire I mean. Things have to be really hot to get you described as Smoking. Joe Connolly is on fire. He is copper. They’re in the line of it. […]
