EXCLUSIVE – Dayle Brown Resigns as CEO of Harness Racing Victoria
The hot off the press news is that HRV CEO Dayle Brown has resigned from his role, and is moving on to greener pastures. He will be replaced by Stephen Bell, HRV’s Executive General Manager, Racing and Wagering. There will of course be a faux advertisement, application and interview process first. But take it from […]
Exclusive- Dayle Brown to Hong Kong
Dayle Brown is going to rejoin his former close colleague in Hong Kong. All of those who told me that Brown was leaving HRV refused to tell me where he was going. Another source that I contacted overseas told me, but swore me to secrecy. Bloody coppers and coppers sons hey? There were no restrictions […]
The Duck and the Lemonade Stand – I Can’t Tell You What This Means – But in a Few Days You Will Work It Out – All I Can Say For Now is This – Quack
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the man runnin’ the stand “Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any grapes?” The man said: “No, we just sell lemonade But it’s cold, and it’s fresh, and it’s all home-made! Can I get you a glass?” The duck said, “I’ll pass.” Then he […]
Do You Think This Store Has Any Lemonade? – I Dunno, But Gee I Love My Wife
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Isn’t the QLD Country (Have I Spelled That Right?) Trainer of the Year Good? – Not – I Stand With Women – You Should Too
No she’s not mate. You are. David Reynolds was the golden child of On The Bit Racing. It says as much about him as it does about them. Accused DV abuser training on a stay. Absolute dickhead and grub. As guilty as sin. And here he is. Flying isn’t he? It ain’t so easy without […]
Everybody Needs Good Neighbours
See where the arrow is pointing? That’s where your bum author lives. It’s a tough life isn’t it? An absolute shocker. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. I wonder if Tony Dredger thinks Maggie’s cousin Dwayne is a dumb, stupid coconut too? I really hope not for his sake, although Dwayne is a Christian, so it […]
Two Ducks Are Better Than One – Just Ask Maggie
Oh Blake, Are You a Snake?
Just have a look at this drive at Bathurst on Wednesday night by Blake Micallef on Mister Haywood. It’s the horse in the chocolate brown and lime colours. The one whose head Micallef swings from side to side as he refuses to take the runs that could have won the horse the race. This wasn’t […]
Wagga You Know Cowboy?
Remember the story we wrote a while back about how the Wagga Harness Racing chief Greg Gangle going to Albion Park? Well it’s true. He has pissed everyone off at Wagga, and they don’t want him. Why would you want a bloke who tries to ban a lovely lady who spends hundreds of dollars of […]