Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
This Border Control Seizure Notice is from 2017. The substance is EPO. Rebecca Geurds was the intended recipient of the EPO. Geurds is a licensed South Australian trot trainer. EPO is banned at the trots. If you are caught using it you will be disqualified for a very long time. This Seizure Notice […]
So-called wise folk say that the only things certain in life are death and taxes. They are wrong though. There is another absolute certainty in life as well. That Grant Dixon will train the First 4 in the last race at Albion Park on Saturday night. I am renowned among my friends for stopping trains, […]
Mr Profit Peter Bain has more integrity in the tip of his little finger than 98% of the harness racing fraternity in South Australia, to ascertain otherwise is farcical. Your suggestions to state otherwise are what is wrong with journalism in the present time, it is peak laziness! Please sir, I applaud you to do […]
After a turbulent year for Victorian harness racing, equilibrium was restored at Melton last night. Well sort of anyway. There were four finals of the Breeders Crown for 2 and 3-year-old pacers, one for each age group and gender. Emma Stewart won them all. Danny Zavitsanos own 2 of them (plus another winner) and Bain/Summit […]
We copped a tip on Wednesday that Bo-Bo Bodine, the 2nd greatest trainer we’ve ever seen, has entered his recent first-up winner over 950m Injada in a 1400m race at Atherton on Saturday for the sole purpose of making sure that the field held up for its stablemate Seventies Hit, and that as soon as […]
Much to my shock I have discovered a QLD racehorse trainer with an even better strike rate Bo-Bo Bodine, now the second greatest trainer we have seen. Toni Schofield (pictured at top, in pink shirt) is the greatest. Schofield has trained 23 winners from her past 50 runners in Queensland at a strike rate of […]
Do the Stewards in Far North QLD not know the rules, or is it simply that they choose not to apply them? Trainer Alwyn Bailey failed to transport his runner in race 4 Bring Me To Life to the track. Bailey told the Stewards that he left the horse at home because in his opinion […]
The reckon the blow up between Bones and Bo-Bo Bailey yesterday was about Bo-Bo being seen by others putting a wee bit of Colombian marching powder over his winner Injada’s tongue. “Coke?” you ask. “Wouldn’t that show up in a swab?” Not if you gave it to your horse when it was going out to […]
Want to hear something amazing? Emma Stewart is sitting second in the Tasmanian women trainers premiership. She has won the 2nd highest prizemoney of any woman trainer too. Stewart has only had 26 runners in the State all year. 18 of them have won. Her Tasmanian strike rate is 69%. Emma Stewart is also sitting […]
Bo-Bo Bodine, the greatest trainer we have ever seen, landed yet another winner at Cluden Park, Cairns yesterday afternoon. I refer of course to Bodine Bailey, the young man with the Nick Walsh style strike rate and a penchant for boasting when drunk at parties about how he cheats. And let’s not forget of course […]
