Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Anthony Albanese – Albo – is the most popular bloke in the Labor Party. Everyone who carries a red card loves him, although few ever thought he’d ever be the $1.62 favourite in a two-horse race for PM. That’s just crazy that price. Albo is the lay of the century. Australians like leaders who know […]
Would you vote for a man who can’t afford a razor and wears his strides three inches too short? Yeah? Then move to Mackay. Australian politics is a cracker. It’s a circus too. Pauline Hanson made her name and won her spot in the big house on the hill by bagging the crap out of […]
Albo is an idiot. He’s a lazy, self-entitled one in a safe seat too. That’s one problem he’s got when it comes to winning the election. It’s not his biggest one though. That problem is that with exception of Bob Hawke’s win in 1983 because he was exceptional, Australian’s don’t vote governments in, they vote […]
Four months ago I tipped you that Scomo was a bird to win the Federal election. Poll by poll more and more people kept calling me an idiot and a fool. They’ve never met Albo, and don’t know him. I have, and do. The bloke is a flake, an absolute pretender. He is Labour hack […]
The damage to the reputation of an entertainer charged in a global sting targeting organised crime would be permanent even if he was named and then found not guilty, a lawyer has said. The entertainer was arrested in June, alongside about 40 others across the country, following the sting. He appeared at the High Court at Auckland on Wednesday seeking […]
In a week when Russia quite rightly became the scourge of the world, it was perhaps fitting that a sprinter named after the land of putrid Putin’s favourite aerial freestyle skier copped the worst run in transit since the Titanic and met a similar fate. Smirnova was the galloper’s name, and the smart 3YO filly […]
Bob Hawke was elected as PM when I was 14. The silver budgie was my parent’s hero, and I thought he was a genius. He fooled us all. Hawke was a Karmichael Hunt. His wife meant nothing, his kids meant nothing, his party meant nothing, his promises meant nothing, we the people of Australia meant […]
The President of the Ukraine is a professional comedian. Volodymyr Zelenskyy is his name. He came to fame oddly enough by playing the President in a TV series, much like Martin Sheen in The West Wing. His party won power with an absolute majority, meaning they make all the decisions in the country. They have […]
There are some very disturbing rumours floating across the ditch that suggest that New Zealand might wake up this morning to an announcement that the Prime Minister Jacinda Arden will be resigning from her position. I have no idea whether what we’ve been told is true or false – I suspect the latter – only […]
