The Decision of the Court in This Case Will Be Very Interesting Indeed – Far More Interesting Than Most People Realise
The damage to the reputation of an entertainer charged in a global sting targeting organised crime would be permanent even if he was named and then found not guilty, a lawyer has said. The entertainer was arrested in June, alongside about 40 others across the country, following the sting. He appeared at the High Court at Auckland on Wednesday seeking […]
Karma and Putin Have a Lot in Common – How the Vladmonster Mocked an Odds-On Fave at Mooney Valley on Friday Fright Night
In a week when Russia quite rightly became the scourge of the world, it was perhaps fitting that a sprinter named after the land of putrid Putin’s favourite aerial freestyle skier copped the worst run in transit since the Titanic and met a similar fate. Smirnova was the galloper’s name, and the smart 3YO filly […]
Bob Hawke Was a Friar Tucking Fraud
Bob Hawke was elected as PM when I was 14. The silver budgie was my parent’s hero, and I thought he was a genius. He fooled us all. Hawke was a Karmichael Hunt. His wife meant nothing, his kids meant nothing, his party meant nothing, his promises meant nothing, we the people of Australia meant […]
Here is a Mug Punters Analysis of the Ukraine Situation
The President of the Ukraine is a professional comedian. Volodymyr Zelenskyy is his name. He came to fame oddly enough by playing the President in a TV series, much like Martin Sheen in The West Wing. His party won power with an absolute majority, meaning they make all the decisions in the country. They have […]
Will New Zealand Have a New Prime Minister This Morning? – I Will Back it Out
There are some very disturbing rumours floating across the ditch that suggest that New Zealand might wake up this morning to an announcement that the Prime Minister Jacinda Arden will be resigning from her position. I have no idea whether what we’ve been told is true or false – I suspect the latter – only […]
Has Clive Got COVID?
There has been one of those ‘huge’ political controversies this week involving Clive Palmer, the kind that the big fella attracts like honey pulls bees. This time it was about the ABC refusing to televise Clive’s campaign launch because Aunty says it doesn’t want to promote ant-vax views. That’s good of them. They give airtime […]
Australia is a Land Divided – You Either Stand With Scomo, or You Stand With Grace – I Stand With Grace
Isn’t it incredible? A young woman in her mid-twenties who has no role in politics at all is the defining face of Australian politics. She calls the Prime Minister Scott, and says g’day instead of curtseying to him as he’d prefer, and she has got ScoMo on the ropes big time. He is not scared […]
Come in Spinner
The State of Queensland was near COVID-free while the borders were closed. So we opened them. COVID was effectively contained when the State had strict and broad contact tracing. So we abandoned it. Polymerase chain reaction testing (PCR) is 100% effective. Rapid Antigen Testing (RAT) is not. So we abandon PCR testing in favour of […]
Why the Greens are Absolute Dickheads
So this is the Greens plan. Shut down racing. Turn all race courses into parks. Rehabilitate all race horses. (From what? Are they meth heads, junkies, drunks or sex addicts? Even the geldings?) Rehome all the horses who have been to rehab. Retrain: jockeyswork riders stable hands strappers stewards starters swabbies barrier attendants clerks of […]