Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Bob Katter, made headlines in 1989 for famously promising to “walk to Bourke backwards if the poof population of North Queensland is any more than 0.001 per cent”. His half-brother, Carl, later came out as gay, but it didn’t make Bob anymore interested in marriage equality or human rights. The Mad Hatter had more important […]
Australia needs good government now more than ever. A country and a people as extraordinary as ours deserve a government to match. A government of competence and integrity. A government that doesn’t get out of the way but helps to create the way. A real government is the steering wheel of a nation, not just […]
Albanese Candy, manufacturers of the world’s best gummy bears. Fair dinkum. Google them. Well with five weeks to go until E-day it’s far too early to call the win yet, or to go the early crow, but if you took our tip before Xmas and mortgaged the house to load up on Scomo you’d be […]
Anthony Albanese – Albo – is the most popular bloke in the Labor Party. Everyone who carries a red card loves him, although few ever thought he’d ever be the $1.62 favourite in a two-horse race for PM. That’s just crazy that price. Albo is the lay of the century. Australians like leaders who know […]
Would you vote for a man who can’t afford a razor and wears his strides three inches too short? Yeah? Then move to Mackay. Australian politics is a cracker. It’s a circus too. Pauline Hanson made her name and won her spot in the big house on the hill by bagging the crap out of […]
Albo is an idiot. He’s a lazy, self-entitled one in a safe seat too. That’s one problem he’s got when it comes to winning the election. It’s not his biggest one though. That problem is that with exception of Bob Hawke’s win in 1983 because he was exceptional, Australian’s don’t vote governments in, they vote […]
Four months ago I tipped you that Scomo was a bird to win the Federal election. Poll by poll more and more people kept calling me an idiot and a fool. They’ve never met Albo, and don’t know him. I have, and do. The bloke is a flake, an absolute pretender. He is Labour hack […]
The damage to the reputation of an entertainer charged in a global sting targeting organised crime would be permanent even if he was named and then found not guilty, a lawyer has said. The entertainer was arrested in June, alongside about 40 others across the country, following the sting. He appeared at the High Court at Auckland on Wednesday seeking […]
In a week when Russia quite rightly became the scourge of the world, it was perhaps fitting that a sprinter named after the land of putrid Putin’s favourite aerial freestyle skier copped the worst run in transit since the Titanic and met a similar fate. Smirnova was the galloper’s name, and the smart 3YO filly […]
