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The King Gets Jolly Rogered in the Cup
Did you watch the postponed Port Pirie Cup on Tuesday night? If not, you can watch it below. Greg Rogers, the driver of the leader Culture King, should have his head read. This race was run over a distance of 2530m, which is a long way at the trots. In this length of race the […]
Do Your Maintenance Checks Folk – Prevention is Better Than a Cure
I think what’s happened is that a bolt has come loose on Zac Chappenden’s cart seat on the turn with a lap to go, and when he sat upright and got vigorous a lap later it gave way. You can see him look down to his right at the top of straight turning in with […]
Now You Seat it, Now You Don’t – How Many Million Ways Are There For Tomato Sauce Takers to Get Beat?
Race Ararat tonight. The leader is the odds on favorite. There is only twenty meters to go. He’s home to the world. And then …. There is a different way to get beat every day. Thank goodness the Zac Chappenden’s got quick reflexes and a step. The kid must have played rep footy.
Re: the Oracle
This is a comment from a reader about the Oracle’s earlier story It was not whether Nintendo was right or not about Jack Callaghan’s drive on Spirit of St Louis in the Nullarbor. That’s a matter of personal opinion. It’s the way it was done. He abused Jack in front of everyone after the Nullarbor, […]
The Oracle Talks – And Australia Listens
Archie Credit where credit is due, Jack Callaghan knew giving SOSL a breather after the early burn was an opportunity for someone to come from the back, he was just looking for who. Would Nintendo Durnberger-Smith have preferred that had he just dropped his chin and nodded off? What if Chris Lewis ( driver of […]
Aldo Believes in Miracles – The WA Stewards Do Too
RACE 9 – TABTOUCH THE NULLARBOR (2536MS) MAGNIFICENT STORM (A Cortopassi) – Driver A Cortopassi was interviewed in relation to his tactics in remaining in a one-wide position in the front straight to receive the bell and not shifting to a three-wide position prior to being covered by LAVRA JOE (C Lewis). Mr Cortopassi explained […]
Nintendo Blows Up
What are you looking at Jackemup Jack? Or better put, who are you looking for? The talk of the trot town today is Summit Bloodstock’s spic-in-chief Jamie Durnberger-Smith’s (Nintendo DS) monumental blow up at Spirit of St Louis driver Jack Callaghan immediately after the Nullarbor. Apparently the root cause of the explosion is Nintendo was […]
Aldo Cortapassi is the Mr Maggoo of the Trots – And Anyone That Took $1.80 About Magnificent Storm is a Loon
I have watched the replay of last night’s Nullarbor slot race a dozen times, and I still can’t work out what the hell Aldo Cortapassi was thinking with his drive on Magnificent Storm. I’m wasting my time even trying. Some things are just so mad crazy and stuffed up that they are incomprehensible. How can […]
She Who Must Be Obeyed
The hot gossip last night at Cambridge was that Mark Purdon and Natalie Rasmussen are no more, and all is not well in what used to be the Stars. The All Stars. They say that Nat the Rat only found out about the new situ yesterday and was absolutely spewing, although given her avowed aversion […]