Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
The wheels seem to have spun off old mate Bodine ‘BoBo’ Bailey’s wagon ever since he and his cocaine loving lawyer Corey ‘CeeCee’ Cullen threatened to sue us for a quarter of a million dollars unless we paid then 10 grand for nothing, and then didn’t follow through when we asked them for more information […]
Keith From QLD did his arse on Saturday, while I was winning. So at end of the day I slung him $500 to have a bet on the trots, as he would me. That’s just what lifelong punter mates do. We’re a bit different than most people, and comfortable about it too. Keith knocked off […]
The view out the window at 5.00pm this afternoon. OMG there is a cloud going over a mountain! Bunker down! But does anyone see a cyclone coming? There is more chance of spotting the Loch Ness Monster. So on Tuesday morning the BOM told Far North QLD residents living in Paradise, Port Douglas like Maggie […]
It’s important you pay attention to this message right now. Take a moment to chill, breathe, and analyze it thoroughly. ‘Cause we’re about to discuss a deal between you and me, and I don’t play games. You don’t know anything about me but I know you very well and you must be thinking how, correct? […]
Mr L – let’s call him Lala for the sake of simplicity – was a punter who bet with bookmaker.com, which reveals that he is an idiot from the start, given that it was an Entain branded corporate that had all but been abandoned at the time that he was punting, and probably only stayed […]
We give Stewards heaps here on peterprofit.com, but none of it is ever personal, or intended to be anyway. Often we will slag the stipes off over what we perceive as performance issues, but like all of our stories it’s said through the lens of a bloke in the public bar at the Geebung RSL […]
If you are going to try and king hit a restaurant worker, it’s best not to choose one who is a trained boxer, even if they are smaller than you. It’s a very bad mistake. As this bloke found out. He got his just dessert. Sucked in.
I don’t know who this Joel West that posted this rubbish is, but the bloke’s a clown. Ryan Maloney didn’t ride the favorite Royal Mover dead. He gave it a peach of a steer. Sure he didn’t pull the whip on it but what would have been the point? You could see that the horse […]
Japanese tech giant MIXI’s takeover bid for Pointsbet descended into farce this week, after first it was announced that shareholders had approved the bid following Betr’s withdrawal of its proxies and failure to vote, and then it was revealed that Betr had not done this at all and their votes with the 18.9% of shares […]
Kiwi trainer/driver Nigel McGrath is a persistent serial cheat. In 2004 he was disqualified for 3 years (halved on appeal) for using the highly controversial banned performance enhancing drug Blue Magic, in part of a broader scandal that cost two men their lives. Years later he was suspended from driving – but incredibly not from […]
