Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
It’s important you pay attention to this message right now. Take a moment to chill, breathe, and analyze it thoroughly. ‘Cause we’re about to discuss a deal between you and me, and I don’t play games. You don’t know anything about me but I know you very well and you must be thinking how, correct? […]
Dear CeeCee How is it hanging? Re your Concerns Notice on behalf of your client Bobo – Bodine Bailey, the 2nd Greatest Trainer the World Has Ever Seen – can you clarify the relevant dates for this unrepresented litigant with a mental illness and and other NDIS funded disabilities please. What is the end date […]
Mr L – let’s call him Lala for the sake of simplicity – was a punter who bet with bookmaker.com, which reveals that he is an idiot from the start, given that it was an Entain branded corporate that had all but been abandoned at the time that he was punting, and probably only stayed […]
I have just discovered that CeeCee White – aka coke loving lawyer Corey Cullen , who is threatening to sue me for a quarter of a million on behalf of his client BoBo – is the son of Wayne Cullen, the Souths Magpies tough as hell halfback in that famous 1985 BRL grand final win […]
Well lookey, lookey here. Bobo’s lawyer CeeCee is one of his business partners in a horse that he trains, or a co-owner if you please. No-one mentioned that did they? Funny that. Gee I wonder why CeeCee’s acting for Bobo. What a surprise. I hope for his horse trainer’s sake he’s doing it pro-bono. Or […]
Anyone who has half a brain realizes that an unrepresented victim of child rape would, by reason of some recent trauma or injury – i.e, the rape – or other circumstances – i.e. the mental health crisis that they had experienced, and contemporaneously been writing openly about – would be at a disadvantage when dealing […]
For the avoidance of any doubt, and to avert any false accusations that I am threatening to commit violence upon anyone, I am using the Ali x Terrell fight as a literary device metaphor in the legal context for why you should not insult people by calling them names that they don’t wish to be […]
Me to Bobo’s lawyer just then, written in a cold fury Mate you are a fucking dickhead, the sort of smart arse clown who drives people to suicide because you reckon you’re so cool and don’t give a fuck. You’re not. You’re nothing but a prick with a bad beard and a law degree. Wow. […]
We give Stewards heaps here on peterprofit.com, but none of it is ever personal, or intended to be anyway. Often we will slag the stipes off over what we perceive as performance issues, but like all of our stories it’s said through the lens of a bloke in the public bar at the Geebung RSL […]
If you are going to try and king hit a restaurant worker, it’s best not to choose one who is a trained boxer, even if they are smaller than you. It’s a very bad mistake. As this bloke found out. He got his just dessert. Sucked in.
