Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Anthony Albanese – Albo – is the most popular bloke in the Labor Party. Everyone who carries a red card loves him, although few ever thought he’d ever be the $1.62 favourite in a two-horse race for PM. That’s just crazy that price. Albo is the lay of the century. Australians like leaders who know […]
No matter how many tatts you have Pele, it’s hard to look tough when you’re bald, four foot three and bash sheilas Wanderson D’Avila is best known for hitting women, not men. A sneak cowardly elbow delivered at speed in a race sits at about the same depth of indecency as hitting a woman though, […]
The rider of the second horse A.J. Butterfly has lodged a protest against the winner of the Trotstars Stakes jockey B. Pins Parnell for alleged interference from the start all the way to the furlong pole. The grounds of the protest are a ring in. Pins was supposed to pick five separate runners in the […]
Annual Flu vaccinations Because the COVID ones are just a big pharma con and scam, and don’t actually work. Bi-annual onsite Corporate Massages I myself would prefer a straight one, but whatever floats your boat. Actually, no I wouldn’t. I’ve been following the Jeffrey Epstein trial. Massages in the workplace are pervy and totally inappropriate. […]
It what has been a very tough week for racing, it is with a heavy heart that we mourn the loss of another wonderful young man in the sport, the popular NZ-based Malaysian apprentice jockey Yong Chew. As we told you just a short couple of months ago, Yong had been fighting a virulent form […]
Yesterday we write a story about harness trainer Stephanie Lippiatt and opine that the inquiry into her drive on a 50-1 shot at Menangle on the weekend was a double blind, as part of a three coconut trick. Lo and behold, the very next day at the very same track Lippiatt comes out and trains […]
We’ve promised to buy B. Gath a decent set of threads if he follows our driving instructions to the letter in the ID21 trot final. And why wouldn’t he? After all, the geriatric old has been* is in the presence of genius. No not Tony Peacock. Me. I don’t know Tony Peacock, but they tell […]
US trainer Bob Baffert is a long time drug cheat. A few years back his Triple Crown – Kentucky Derby, Preakness, Belmont Stakes – winner Justify threw a positive but escaped on a technicality. His Kentucky Derby winner this year Medina Spirit didn’t. It threw a positive to steroids and got stripped of the win. […]
Robert (Robbie) Morris is one of NSW’s leading reinspersons. He is also the Godson of the Harness Racing NSW CEO John Dumesny. On Tuesday the 30th of November 2021, in the home stretch in the first race at Menangle, Robbie Morris hit the galloping mare Skyzclearnsunny that he was driving with his whip. The mare […]
In the picture, he departs from this earth like an arrow. Although he has not chosen his fate, he appears to have, in his last instants of life, embraced it. If he were not falling, he might very well be flying. He appears relaxed, hurtling through the air. He appears comfortable in the grip of […]
