Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Punting Patto was either the maddest character ever to step on a race track, or the best actor in the world. Either way he was a whole lot of fun. I don’t know what happened to Patto. He disappeared about 7 years or so ago. Let’s hope he’s alright. Somehow I doubt it.
I have a burning question. Is Dicko really Punting Patto’s brother? Or is he Patto with a crewcut and a better beard? I guess it will cost you $109 a week to find out. Do you reckon you get the dart board of glory for the ton? It might be about as accurate.
Hey I recognise that Curly fella in the crown! Isn’t he from St Arnaud via Toowoomba? This Jack Dickens is a wee bit dodge in my opinion. The bloke claims to have been a footy player, and while talking about it shows a clip from a Swans v Port Power game, which obviously creates the […]
Here is why Gold Trip is a certainty to win the Cox Plate if he is fit and sound. We all know that the Prix de l’Arc de Triomphe is the greatest race on earth. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a mug. The only race that comes even close to it is the Cox […]
Last week there was an initial mention of the charges relating to the failures that led to little Lara Whittaker’s near death at the Redcliffe trots. The matter will be next heard for mention in the Brisbane Magistrates Court on the 19th of November. Those being prosecuted have decided to defend the health and safety […]
Arma Veyron is a very fast horse off the gate. In 11 starts in Queensland it has sped off the arm, led, and either held the front or handed up, with the exception of when it was drawn 5 and came across quick to the death, and when it drew one off the back line […]
Noddy wasn’t the only one who looked at his sister Narissa’s actions at the start. The Stewards did too. Narissa McMullen sat at the rear on Arma Veyron after jagging it back off the gate. She pulled it out on the turn, when it was far too late, and went a hundred wide. It got […]
Because I now live in an echo chamber I have stopped taking phone calls, because the neighbours complain. Them’s the downsides of resort living. If you want to get in touch please send me a text or email and I will walk over to the beach and give you a call back. Sorry for the […]
Rule 156(2)(a) A driver shall only apply the whip in a wrist only flicking motion whilst holding a rein in each hand with the tip of the whip pointed forward in an action which does not engage the shoulder. (b) For the purposes of sub-paragraph (a), “wrist only flicking motion” means:- […]
