Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
ONE of Tasmania’s most experienced greyhound trainers Gavin Whitney has been disqualified for life after being found guilty of using an animal skin which was believed to have been used while educating young greyhounds. Stewards discovered the skin, believed to be that of a wallaby, during a routine kennel inspection on September 12. Whitney was […]
Hot off the press this is. The Jason Grimson trained winner from Saturday night Majestic Cruiser has been named as the replacement for the scratched Spellbound as the Hole In The Wall Gang’s runner in the the $900 000 slot race at the Cambridge Paceway in New Zealand on Thursday week. He will be hard […]
Atheist Archie got 31 out of 39. Maggie is a Jesus freak from way back. People who serve at Mass every day and sit on the Parish Council usually are. She got 39 out of 39. If the questions ran to 100 she would have got that too. I’ve never read any part of the […]
It’s a question being asked by many. And here is the answer. Only if Avdulla’s seeya later wave was a celebratory gesture. If it was, he’s got off real light, for he copped a stiffer five grand fine for his up in the irons and carry on like a pork chop job in the Slipper […]
The mystery of Barry Crocker’s mate’s identity is solved. It’s Mr Brightside! Chips Andreadis has a twin brother separated at birth! I wonder if he will give him half of the Doncaster prizemoney now they are reunited? You can get $126 for a dollar with me.
What you see in the video below happened in a race at Globe Derby in late September last year. A reader reminded us of it after they read our recent story about Ry Hryhorec punching a horse in the head. Wayne Hill on the horse in the death is too weak to punch anything. He […]
Live or Die Passes (RIP) – Nevele R Stud I guess he died. Spellbound has been withdrawn following a freak accident – HRNZ Damn those witches brews. They’re just like COVID vaccines. They don’t work She’d come here specially for the Race by Grins, after taking up a slot owned by the Hole in the […]
Mick ‘Chips’ Andreadis, cricket lover, businessman, part owner of Mr Brightside, and Miley Cyrus impersonator Poor old Brenton Avdulla got slapped with a four grand fine for waving goodbye to his opponents in the Sires Produce. If things are horses for courses, then what are they going to give Chips and his fellow shareholders in […]
Race 2: ELDERS QTIS MAIDEN PLATE 1200m Jockey R. McMahon was permitted to ride HEAVEN’S HIGH 3kg overweight with no other riders available. That’s from the Stewards report from Blackall on the weekend. Three kilos is rather a lot for a horse to be ridden overweight, far more than would be allowed in any other […]
Don’t thing you’re so important Mr Crocker. Some of us have been on the Murray Cod with the Curries. Brisbane race caller David Fowler sounded as sick as a dog at Doomben yesterday. You could hear it in his voice. It sounded to me like the flu. He battled on all day, and other than […]
