Jason Grimson Slags the Crap Out of Kingman
Grimmo is not happy about Rakero Rocket missing out on a spot in the Miracle Mile. At all. Listen to him slag the crap out of Kingman. Diplomacy is clearly not Jill’s style.
Another Day, and Another Elkins Training Miracle – Whatever These People’s Magic Wands Are, I Wish They Would Wave Them at Me
Cotchinelliem is a 7-year-old gelding that had raced 61 times in Victoria for 8 wins before being sent north to the stable of Narissa Elkins, who last year didn’t even finish on the top ten on trainers premiership. The fastest time Cortchinellie had ever won in was 1.56.2 at Shepparton when it lead and has […]
Super Seaton’s Horses All Scratched
All four of Seaton Grima’s runners gave been scratched from their engagements at Menangle on Tuesday. At this stage it is not clear exactly why. Has a virus swept through Grima’s stable making all his horses sick? Has Grima decided that they are better placed in races somewhere else? Have the horses been scratched by […]
WTF is Going On?
What the hell is this? Matt Elkins has personal personal reasons that prevent him from attending a Stewards inquiry as directed. But he could drive on the night he was supposed to front the Stewards, and a couple of weeks later, and on the night before. The Stipes won’t divulge the reasons that Elkins wouldn’t […]
A Pleasant Coincidence
The Stewards called Lindsay Hatch in for a please explain about his decision to scratch his two entrants from the Darryl Gollan Classic yesterday just hours after acceptances had closed, and before he had even declared jockey to ride them. An obvious suspicion would be that Tony Gollan was eager to have the race that […]
This Is Getting Ridiculous – What is Going on Mr Kelly – We Are All Ears
The impr0vements in time by horses trained by the cousins or cuzzies-in-law the nobody Mitch Dawson, the bum Matt Elkins, his ordinary performed wife Narissa Elkins nee McMullen, and her brother Pete and his bowler wife Chantal is just becoming ridiculous. How can you possibly explain what is going on in sensible terms? Tiger Band […]
The Magic Man is No One Trick Pony
We all know that Jim Murdoch KC is a genius lawyer. That is a proven fact. But Jim is no one trick pony. He is a damn good horse trainer too. The Magic Man proved it at the Gold Coast today. On The Target had raced 25 times for Group 1 winning trainer and Murdoch’s […]
A Very Fair Question
Archibald (Why does that CeeCee lawyer fellow keep calling you Brendan?) Racing Queensland must be out to destroy country racing. I see a race got deleted in Innisfail today because there were not enough acceptances. But as you pointed out in Townsville they let a race in with just five acceptance , and then let […]
Stewards Report About How We Came To Have a 2 Horse Race at Townsville on Thursday
Stewards inquired into the circumstances surrounding the scratching of SCARLENA and GONE COUNTRY, both trained by Ms. Georgie Holt, from Race 1, which resulted in the field for this race being reduced to two runners. Ms. Holt advised that her original intention had been to start SCARLENA and GONE COUNTRY at the Townsville meeting on […]
These Trainers Are Just Taking the Piss
In Queensland you have to have five acceptors to make a field. Race 1 at Townsville got there. Just. Georgie Holt put three in to make the numbers work. Then after Racing QLD declared it a race she scratched two. No doubt they will have a slight cough, or heat in the joint. The sort […]