Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
To celebrate tipping us a $10 winner as her special at Ballarat last week the Naked Tipster Dr Georgia Whiting PhD donned some traditional Euroa attire and ventured out into Dowling Forest to cast her eyes on the bodies of bookies she had slayed lying strewn all over the ground. The Doctor is very confident […]
Much to my shock I have discovered a QLD racehorse trainer with an even better strike rate Bo-Bo Bodine, now the second greatest trainer we have seen. Toni Schofield (pictured at top, in pink shirt) is the greatest. Schofield has trained 23 winners from her past 50 runners in Queensland at a strike rate of […]
Gaita Pullicino (right) with husband and ‘trainer’ Frank In a letter we published by Ted From Tooleybuc (the letter was real, as is our usual practice only the name was changed) about Gaita Pullicino’s drive at Globe Derby on Sunday, Ted made certain statements that are not quite accurate. Ted said that: Its interesting that […]
You see some bullshit claims in your life when you are as old as I am and have spent your whole life at the track, but this statement of supposed facts about racehorse ownership put out yesterday by Tom Magnier takes the cake. Magnier claims that 1 in every 201 Australians owns a share in […]
View from the starting stalls over the straight six at the new Hollywood at the Creek underwater race track Dear Sir We were interested to read your article advocating for the construction of an enclosed air-conditioned horse racing stadium to protect galloper’s welfare when racing in the QLD summer heat, and congratulate you on your […]
It was 28 degrees on Sunday afternoon at the Sunshine Coast. That wasn’t hot enough for the QRIC’s extreme heat policy to be employed. Which was a shame, because two runners in the first two race on the program were diagnosed with heat stress after they had raced, He’s Got Grunt in the first and […]
In Albion Park Chairman Greg Mitchell’s euphoria about the Creek being (in our view temporarily) saved, he seems to have 0verlooked a rather important thing. The racing reform plan to run thoroughbred race meeting four nights a week, every week, in direct competition with the trots. Wednesday to Saturday night is the plan. Gold Coast, […]
Flush from her huge success last weekend, and in honor of her winning special She’s A Huslter, Dr G. Whiting has demanded that I use the lips – which she swears are exactly like hers – on the cover of Hustler magazine as our banner picture this week. So blame the good doctor about the […]
Gai and her mates among the breeders are jumping up and down about the Asian Racing Conference’s plans to give some of the more dodgy Group 1 races in Australia a shave by downgrading them to the status they really deserve. Australia’s black type system under fire amid threat of international downgrade I for one […]
The reckon the blow up between Bones and Bo-Bo Bailey yesterday was about Bo-Bo being seen by others putting a wee bit of Colombian marching powder over his winner Injada’s tongue. “Coke?” you ask. “Wouldn’t that show up in a swab?” Not if you gave it to your horse when it was going out to […]
