Out With the Aardvarks, Rack Off the Rhinoceros, and Evict the Elephants – Ban Horses With Animal Names Now
First we had Rhinoceros. Then we had Elephant. And now he have Aarvark. What is this moronic trend of naming racehorses after slow, ugly animals? How do the owners who name them ever expect to win a Melbourne Cup? Don’t the nongs know that only 2 animals have ever won the Melbourne Cup, and one […]