Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
The NSW Stewards have ordered Jason Grimson to place all of his horses in the retention barn from 12.00pm Sunday (today) until 8.00pm on Saturday 12 June. That means the horses are already there. But Houston, we have a problem. Grimson has only one horse entered to race this week. That horse is Hidden Courage, […]
Listen. Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell? Elevated muscle enzymes levels are a sign of muscle disease. It is usually (but not always) aligned with autoimmune muscle disease (AMD). AMD occurs when the immune system starts not recognizing the muscle as its own, so it starts attacking it […]
I sent Jack Trainor a message a couple of weeks ago warning him that the eyes had it, and that they were looking at him, and that if he had a brain he would pull up right now, before he got sprung. Turbo doesn’t have a brain. He doesn’t even have half of one. All […]
Ken Rogers is a damned good harness race driver. It’s a shame that he’s just such a fucked up fool. I have nothing against drug addicts. Some of my best friends rely on gear to keep them going. But they go good, and don’t think that bashing women is funny. No man does. Kenny Rogers […]
The world’s most reinvigorated and reinvented pacer Dibaba was looking for her tenth win in a row since moving to the Turbo Trainor barn last night at Penrith, but with sheep dip so in demand that the shelves have been stripped bare it was not to be. Turbo almost pulled off the magic ten picket […]
Well, here you are. Turbo’s thrown a positive to the steroid levamisole, aka banned in horses sheep dip/drench (as opposed to a milkshake drench – I prefer to sip mine myself). Not personally swabbed up[ – that’s still to come, and it ain’t roids – but his horse has thrown one. Chubby Checker to be […]
On 11 April trainer Ben Yole turned out 40 of the 74 runners in the seven races out of nine on the card that he contested at the Launceston Trots. Despite this huge numerical advantage, Yole won just 3 of the 7 races. Yole had 28 of the 36 starters in races 6-8. Only 1 […]
I guess it is no surprise to learn that Ellmer’s Hoofing It has been scratched from race 4 at Globe Derby tonight. Ellmer’s owner and trainer have a bit on their plate at the moment, although not much in their bowl. Dennis that is scratched from Race 5’s connections are in the same boat. Oh, […]
https://www-harness-org-au.akamaized.net/nsw/PEC08042103.mp4 There is no man in the world training better than Jumping Jason Grimson at the moment. Or getting better results anyway. Jumping says its his genius, cynics say its the gear, the rainforest lawyers say don’t offer any more opinions on the matter, so I won’t. We will just stick to the facts. Kerry […]
Kerry Ann Morris. Scott Wade. Paul Russo. Come on down. Here, have a 5 year disqualification. No arguments. You were all told. It is not negotiable. Five years you cheats. You are cactus. Cop that!
