Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
I received this message from some idiot real estate agent last night. Here is my response. It’s lucky my married name wasn’t Meanttobecutdown. Just one question. Where the hell is Kippax? Hi Jill. Sure. I have changed my surname due to getting married. It is now Green. Please update your records.
In the first voicemail Finch called himself Brad, said he was married, 35 and of ‘masculine build’. He then described his genitals. ‘Yeah how you going mate?’ he said in the call. ‘Love to have a hot chat, talk about real kinky, having a threesome with a nice 16 year old boy… ‘ The rest […]
There’s clearly two sides to this story. As an artist, I was unhappy to see young activists attacking Andy Warhol’s famous Campbell’s Soup Cans in the National Gallery of Australia on Wednesday. Society should be breathing a collective sigh of relief that civil disobedience is the chosen modus operandi of the young people who are carrying out these […]
Have you ever seen this wannabe groovy bloke Dave Strehlau giving ‘expert’ commentary and tips on racing.com? The joker who call himself the Sultan? He has a sideline gig charging poor suckers $100 a month – $1200 a year – for his super duper, top secret tips. They are shit. If this clown was actually […]
JUST IN: Footage has emerged of an unknown offender breaking into Flemington Racecourse and pouring an oily substance across the track ahead of the Melbourne Cup. #9News pic.twitter.com/SLytkLGN7K — 9News Melbourne (@9NewsMelb) November 1, 2022 Only a halfwit from the ridiculously named group of rich kids Extinction Rebellion would break into a racecourse to disrupt […]
I have a crack at the activists standing out the front of racecourses every time I see them, just like I line up and give it to the cold hearted cowards who stand in front of abortion clinics in the name of God and call 14-year-old rape victims who are gong to get the devil’s […]
God and Chairman 2 Bob Rob Marshall only know how Club Menangle managed to lose more than $13 million in the past 12 months, but they did. Yes, that’s right. These hopeless idiots – hello 2 Bob – who are so stupid that they believe that they can sue Australia’s greatest and most honest racing […]
Does anyone really give a toss about Verry Elleegant anymore? She sort of being Australian when Brae Sokolski started carrying on like he was T.J. Smith. The bloke is a clown. Verry E could have been a contender for all time Australian top 10. Thanks to him though she’s on no-one’s list. Good on ya […]
Some lovely person sent us this message today from a false email address under the pseudonym Kevin Lynch. Kevin Lynch is one of the worst paedophiles that Australia has ever seen, and is responsible for at least 13 suicides that I am aware of. He taught at my old high school St Paul’s, and killed […]
