Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Look at this prick who jumped the fence during the 7th at Gosford yesterday and tried to race the horses. It’s a shame one of the runners didn’t do a Crystal Lily in 2010 Golden Slipper and veer to the outside fence and bulldoze the fool. Dickheads like these are a danger to themselves, and […]
You are the greatest fuckwit to walk this universe. Incorrect. You can’t walk the universe son. It’s a long way, and the road never stops. You try to hide your fucked up world but when all is said and done. Well sorry to break the bad news, but my fucked up world is the same […]
Isn’t life as a judge good? You get a morning – maybe even a day – off work to dress up like a girl and head off to a the world’s wankiest office party so you can participate in the Traditional Exchange of Christmas Greetings. Isn’t the law a discriminatory bastard of a thing too. […]
These are rather odd remarks aren’t they? I could have sworn we tipped 9 horses today at the gallops. 3 of them won. Some Gallops Winners For Saturday Their prices at the time we tipped them were: $2.45 – Hypothetical $6.00 – Quick Tempo $3.40 – Nugget That’s a total return of 11.85 units for […]
Do you remember the stories we wrote about how the Canadian blow in Greg Gangle, who thanks to the influence of HRNSW CEO John Dumesny was appointed last year to the CEO job at the Wagga Trots (something to rally write home to Mom about), decided to target a poor little trot loving lady named […]
I received this message from some idiot real estate agent last night. Here is my response. It’s lucky my married name wasn’t Meanttobecutdown. Just one question. Where the hell is Kippax? Hi Jill. Sure. I have changed my surname due to getting married. It is now Green. Please update your records.
In the first voicemail Finch called himself Brad, said he was married, 35 and of ‘masculine build’. He then described his genitals. ‘Yeah how you going mate?’ he said in the call. ‘Love to have a hot chat, talk about real kinky, having a threesome with a nice 16 year old boy… ‘ The rest […]
There’s clearly two sides to this story. As an artist, I was unhappy to see young activists attacking Andy Warhol’s famous Campbell’s Soup Cans in the National Gallery of Australia on Wednesday. Society should be breathing a collective sigh of relief that civil disobedience is the chosen modus operandi of the young people who are carrying out these […]
Have you ever seen this wannabe groovy bloke Dave Strehlau giving ‘expert’ commentary and tips on racing.com? The joker who call himself the Sultan? He has a sideline gig charging poor suckers $100 a month – $1200 a year – for his super duper, top secret tips. They are shit. If this clown was actually […]
JUST IN: Footage has emerged of an unknown offender breaking into Flemington Racecourse and pouring an oily substance across the track ahead of the Melbourne Cup. #9News pic.twitter.com/SLytkLGN7K — 9News Melbourne (@9NewsMelb) November 1, 2022 Only a halfwit from the ridiculously named group of rich kids Extinction Rebellion would break into a racecourse to disrupt […]
