Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
The crew at the Albion Park Harness Racing Club – led by a Chairman whose brother is the CEO stood down on rape and sexual assault charges – are weirdly obsessed with women wearing modest dress. A sheila can’t come to the Winter Carnival at the Creek if they are wearing an immodest skirt, or […]
A few hours after the final race of the majestic carnival at Royal Ascot tonight, in a swank 39th floor ballroom towering above the city of London, at a high class event hosted by the once little wog boy from Wollongong, the Racing NSW CEO Peter V’Landys will make the biggest announcement in Australian racing […]
Hayden Cullen used to train in partnership with Mark Purdon, but blood is thicker than water, so when Mark’s son Nathan Purdon decided to return home from Australia poor HC was left out in the cold. NZ’s most non-astute – or perhaps most poorly advised – multi gazillionaire owner Steve Stockman of Stonewall Stud threw […]
There were 9 races on the card at Addington last night. 9 horses got swabbed. 8 of them were winners of their race. Only 1 winner wasn’t swabbed. Guess who it was? Bella Button. They swabbed a 9-year-old mare who is the pride and joy of a small-time trainer instead. WTF? Mark Jones has got […]
Want to know exactly how the blokes in the sub that went down to look at the Titanic died? Imagine you are at the servo, filling up your tires. Set the dial to 14.7. I know it’s less than half of what you would normally set it to, but just stop for a second and […]
What you see above is an extract from a notice issued to QLD harness racing participants about what they can and can’t wear during the winter carnival meetings. It’s nonsense. What exactly is a modest blouse, skirt or dress? What does it mean? Here is what the Bible describes modest dress as. It’s in 1 […]
Charges Issued By Stewards Against Chynna Marston & Alex Kean On 19 June 2023, by Racing NSW Stewards inquired into allegations of equine welfare breaches under Local Rule 114 by Ms Chynna Marston, a person connected with racing and registered owner, Mr Alex Kean. Stewards have today issued charges under Local Rule 114 and Australian Rule […]
I’ve always been a double down man at the blackjack table when I’ve got a two card 11 against a 5, that’s just the way I am. So in the face of Mark Jones legal threats, I will double down on him too. Jones is either the greatest trainer in the world, or the NZ […]
Some comments and questions about the Jamie Kah thing. That’s definitely coke, unless Jamie is taking the piss. J.Kah – or someone with hands identical to her – was chopping up lines. We don’t know when the photo was taken – is it recent or old? Only a dickhead takes pictures of themselves in a […]
Remember Sally Snow, the former high profile trading manager for the TAB who looked like butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth? The one who proved to the world that looks can at times be very deceiving? Snow was the one-time face of the TAB who three years ago was warned off race tracks around the […]
