Internet is Back on But Phones Still Out – So We Are Half Back in Action at Least
Cyclones suck. But a lotta people got it worse. Good luck, and have a winning day. And email don’t call.
Kiss My Arse Jasper
The Eye of the Tiger
F**k Me Dead
Text received 2 minutes ago from the council. Here we go. It’s on. Give it your best shot Jasper. We far north Queenslanders are too good for you Cowboy. Just you watch and see.
Watching and Waiting in the Eye
The world feels weird. Those few birds of the thousands that usually live here that have been left behind are talking to each other, when they are usually asleep, probably asking each other why everything seems so strange, and where to go next. I wish I knew. You can’t fly, you can’t drive, there is […]
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Wayne Francis Innes Makes Threats to Have This Author Murdered – To a Former Policeman Who Solved a Nazi Inspired Murder – No One Ever Said That Mirrors Was Smart
On Friday, Judge Deborah Richards said Innes secretly recorded meetings with former Ipswich City Council CEO Carl Wulff which was “vitally important” to his (Wullf’s) imprisonment. She said he (Innes) had been integral to the identification of corruption at the council. It has been brought to my attention that Wayne Francis Innes has in the […]
How the Sub Dudes Died – Put Simply, Awestruck
Want to know exactly how the blokes in the sub that went down to look at the Titanic died? Imagine you are at the servo, filling up your tires. Set the dial to 14.7. I know it’s less than half of what you would normally set it to, but just stop for a second and […]
What a Drag it is Getting Old
Paracetamol is the most commonly used analgesic (pain killer) in elderly people. Elderly is defined as being 65 or over. Hello you, and me too some time soon. Elderly are you Merv, and Fred, and Meg, and Kev, and Kay, and Kev, and Bulldog, and Errol, and Yeah Good, and Tony, and Hooky, and Lindsay […]
Is That Right is It?
When a nasty rumour resurfaced about trucking magnate Lindsay Fox and a Christmas party on a 100-foot yacht his little black book came to his rescue. But we felt for up-market trucker Lindsay Fox this week when an old newspaper clipping surfaced claiming he hosted a lavish Christmas party with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell as guests on his “100-foot […]