Fox Hats and Total Twats – Rocky Gives You Two For the Price of One
One of Aaron Bain and Summit Bloodstock’s ‘big’ owners is a syndicate called Wear the Fox Hat. It’s Rocky Butterworth’s syndicate. He is all class isn’t he? And the Rock has the hide to call me a piece of shit. My WearTheFoxHat syndicate gets another 2nd in the Miracle Mile with our superstar Spirit Of […]
The Doctor Serves it Up to Watches About Cardigan Bay’s Grave Getting Sealed Over By a Car Park
Olympic Swiss Watches, made in Asia An open letter to Auckland Trotting Club president Jamie MacKinnon. Why waste tens of thousands of dollars in the High Court fighting over who owns the remains of Cardigan Bay when the solution is obvious and in your hands? Ever since the New Zealand Trotting Hall Of Fame notified […]
Cheats Never Prosper – Souths Won’t Either
Canberra Raiders center Jack Wighton’s contract ends at the end of this season. He gets offered a series of 4 year deals. Canberra offer him $4.4 million to stay. Redcliffe Dolphins offer him $4.0 million to move north. Souths offer him $3.6 million to move to Redfern. Wighton says winning a premiership is what is […]
The Definition of an Arsehole = Rocky Butterworth
Rocky Butterworth is some so-called amateur SA footy hero, which is akin to being an eight placed lawn bowler in a Brazilian favela D-Grade club comp. Dierk Dingle is some no friends shelf stack manager at Coles. I’m a piece of shit who should take a good look in the mirror am I Sly and […]
An All Star Piece of Shit
David McCarthy is the author of the stories on All Star Stables website. He is a piece of shit. Look what he wrote and published on some stupid social media site on Anzac Day. If he said that in front of me or any or mates at the RSL, he would have been beaten to […]
My Hero (First Published Feb 2022)
William Kamara Cull – the soldier in the picture – is my wife’s little brother. I am real glad that he is too. Like Maggie, Will is the descendant of a blackbirded slave. Kamara is the slave family’s name. Will is fucked up, but he is no slave. He did three tours of Iraq, to […]
It Has to Happen Now, Before it Ever Happens Again
There have been just 5 jockey deaths in England since 1988, which is 5 too many. Each of the riders lost their lives over the up and downs, the jumps. In that 35 years there have been no jockeys die on the flat. A study conducted of flat races in Australia between August 2002 – […]
How Come We Can See That the Canary is a Rorter and Neither the RIB Nor the Stewards Can?
Andrew ‘The Canary’ Fitzgerald is a lag, a liar, an unregistered syndicator, a conman who sells crocks, and a bum who has so little money that he lives with his mum. We told you all about Lifes A Cabaret four months ago when he was selling it. Well guess what? O is for Oresome and […]
Off N Racing Syndicates – The Greatest Scam Since the Snake Conned Eve Into Eating the Apple (Published 29 Dec 2022)
Put down the knittingThe book and the broomIt’s time for a holidayLife is a cabaret, old chum Come to the cabaret Come taste the wineCome hear the bandCome blow your hornStart celebratingRight this way your table’s waiting What goods permittingSome prophet of doom?To wipe every smile awayLife is a cabaret, old chumSo come to the […]