Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
On the 3rd of February 2022 the then QRIC Integrity Investigation Team made an unannounced visit to the stables of former county music singer turned trot trainer Stephen ‘Bunzie’ Bunce to conduct a stable inspection. Bunz didn’t take being interrupted during his day very kindly, and launched into a tirade of vile abuse and threats […]
Anthony ‘Hook’ Griffin was a very ordinary 1st grade coach, and he is an even worse footy caller. God only knows why Foxsports put him on. Chief caller Andrew Voss isn’t that much better. Not just because he’s a wanker for having said that we shouldn’t have had a public holiday if the Matildas won […]
The author, like many around the country, is bedridden with the dreaded late winter flu. As a result there will be no stories this morning. We apologise for any inconvenience caused.
This is Captain Ravishing’s trial at Menangle this morning. Owner Hass Taiba told me on the weekend that it was going to crack 1.50. I told Maggie that I was going to run a marathon in under 3 hours too. Both were equally untrue. If the Captain wins the Eureka I will walk backwards to […]
Why hasn’t Jason Grimson’s 12 month disqualification for assaulting another racing participant been published on the Harness Racing Australia website? Or on it’s website dedicated to the Eureka? After all, the Eureka is the biggest race ever in harness racing history, and Grimson has been widely publicised on the Eureka website authored by Adman Hamilton […]
The handicaps for the Cairns Cup were released yesterday, and baby it’s game on, Namazu has been given 61kg, and he deserves it too, for this Ricky Vale trained horse that we call Big Zu after Kostya and Tim is brilliant, far better than the city slickers in the south could ever imagine. This is […]
I don’t know where Jason Bonnington has been for the past 2 months, but gee we are glad he is back because we were worried about the kid. Bonno is clearly okay though, back in full throttle with nothing changed. No-one knew what what the hell he was on about before he went for a […]
The Tigers Chairman wrote this himself, for and about himself. What a dickhead. It doesn’t take much to realise why Benji is the man to get the Tigers back on top. About 20 seconds in fact. Tim Sheens built a new career off the back of the Tigers 2005 Grand Final win. It wasn’t him […]
There was a horse in the 5th race at Menangle yesterday that was backed from $2.60 into $1.30. Thee Old Bomb was it’s name. It sort of was a an old bomb too. This horse was a former Kiwi who been battling away down in the Riverina prior to yesterday. He’d never won a race […]
See that? The moment that a person licensed under these rules, an official of the club conducting the meeting, an owner of a horse competing in the race, or such owner’s authorised agent becomes aware that a horse in ineligible to compete in a race, they must lodge an objection with the Stewards about the […]
