Just Another Way to Get Beaten to Add to the Collection
The horse in the picture was home to the world in a jumps race at Fakenham the night before last. $1.01 it was in play coming to the last. But all horse players die broke. Just like this.
It Could Only Happen To Me
I had a good go at Captain’s Mistress to win the Group 1 Queen Of Hearts at Alexandra Park. Nathan Williamson drove a bottler. She swept up to the leader in the straight and went straight past. Captain’s Mistress was home to the world. And then with 25m to go the seat fell off. It […]
Leopards Never Change Their Spots – So It’s Time Asst Commissioner Kelly Did it For Them
Shane Graham is a leopard. He never changes his spots. Rock Supreme was backed from $21 into $10 in race 1 at Albion Park. It started from the inside row in 8, with Bronski Zulu drawn in front of it in 1. Graham drove the Zulu, but he didn’t drive it to win. He drove […]
People Who Can’t Punt
The QRIC has issued an industry notice telling us who can and can’t punt, or to more precise just who can’t. None of these people listed are allowed to have a bet at a race meeting that they are working at: Steward Veterinary Surgeon Handicapper Judge Starter Clerk of the Course or Clerk of the […]
If You Backed the Red Go Get in the Queue – The Dole Queue
It’s a tough gig betting on the dogs There are no jockeys to get you beaten by bad rides, but you don’t need them. The dishlickers can do it to you all by themselves. If you were on the 1 in the third race at Nowra tonight you were headed for the queue. The dole […]
The Finn Brothers Were Born in Te Awamutu Weren’t They?
The Waipa (gallops) Racing Club is in the Waikato. So is Te Awamutu. Funny things happen south of the Bombay hills. Racing Club Manager stole $160,000 12 December 2011 Lea Margaret Temm, the 55 year-old Manager of the Waipa Racing Club was today sentenced for stealing $162,172.38 from her employer over a period of ten […]
The Naked Tipster Nails the Six Grand Quaddie
Australia’s most academically qualified and least clothed tipster Dr Georgia Whiting has landed the whale. The nude tipster gave us the Cranbourne quadrella with her 4 picks each leg. The quaddy would have cost you $256 to take for a $1. It paid $6018. At least two of our readers nailed it thanks to the […]
The Nude Tipster’s Theme Song Was a Great Sprinter Too
Dr Whiting sent in her missive mid-workout from the Ned Kelly gym in Euroa. I wonder if Robert Smerdon trains the Nude Tipster too?
Sorry Readers, a Naked Feminist Academic Form Student Who Rates Stoli Bolli a Good Thing Made Us Do It!
Archibald Bugger the Eagle’s dad and his sober Catholic beliefs. If you don’t put my photo up with the tips I am going to wring your neck. Jesus Christ! I don’t spend hours a week in the gym when I am not doping the form in the buff for nothing you know. I wanna get […]
Nude Tips
The Nude Tipster Dr. Georgia Whiting sent us a selection of images that she would like to see us choose from to accompany this week’s nude tips, but we were unable to accede to the nude tipsters demands because (a) This is a family friendly website; and (b) Our lifelong mate the Eagle’s dad always […]