The Nude Tipster’s Theme Song Was a Great Sprinter Too
Dr Whiting sent in her missive mid-workout from the Ned Kelly gym in Euroa. I wonder if Robert Smerdon trains the Nude Tipster too?
Sorry Readers, a Naked Feminist Academic Form Student Who Rates Stoli Bolli a Good Thing Made Us Do It!
Archibald Bugger the Eagle’s dad and his sober Catholic beliefs. If you don’t put my photo up with the tips I am going to wring your neck. Jesus Christ! I don’t spend hours a week in the gym when I am not doping the form in the buff for nothing you know. I wanna get […]
Nude Tips
The Nude Tipster Dr. Georgia Whiting sent us a selection of images that she would like to see us choose from to accompany this week’s nude tips, but we were unable to accede to the nude tipsters demands because (a) This is a family friendly website; and (b) Our lifelong mate the Eagle’s dad always […]
Don’t Forget to Flush – What Happens to a Bloke After 41 Consecutive Losing Years on the Punt
The word on the street is that one commission agent (what we used to call bowlers before there were corporates) well known to certain Melbourne bookies for his haste to collect when he backed a winner on his lightning interstate raids in the early 2000’s, and even better known by one for his disinclination to […]
Noddy and Gus Go to New Zealand and Pull Off a Group 1 Plunge – Sorry About That Bros
Peter ‘Noddy’ McMullen decided to take his old mate Gus on a trip to New Zealand. It was a working trip. Gus was there to run in the Dominion Handicap, and Pete was there to pull off a plunge. It seemed a pretty ambitious plan. Gus had won a Group 2 and a Group 3 […]
Dreams Are Made of This
I don’t know who Troy Sturt is. All I do know is that he is one lucky bastard. Super Smirk won too. For a $12.50 investment Troy Sturt has won $48 434.10. Dreams of made of this. Good on him.
We Know Peter Greig is Henry Davis – But Who Is Mark Read?
While the cats were all away watching the Cup week races, the mice came out to play at the Redcliffe trots. The mice in this case being crafty Peter Greig and his group of punters, who pulled off the most daring plunge all week, with virtually no-one noticing except the bleeding bookies. The Real Vanessa […]
God Bless Jamie Melham
If Ben Melham hadn’t got their first we would marry Jamie right now. The First 4 on the Cup. Good on the reader who followed the picks from our preview and landed the prize. God bless Jamie Melham. And God bless Australia. What a lucky country it is indeed.
The Only Punters Who Have Confidence in Betting on the Trots These Days are Those Who Play Tricks
Rocksie Rock had been backed from $8.00 into $1.80 to win the first race at Penrith last week. It wasn’t pre-race swabbed which I reckon was lucky, because the family have form. The horse didn’t. It had been going ordinary for a while now, about 3 months. There was nothing in its form to suggest […]
Trot Punters Might as Well Bet on Two Flies Climbing Up a Wall – Unlike Shane Graham, At Least the Flies are Trying
Kiwi import Fitzroy was the heavily backed favorite to win the last race at Albion Park, and with very good reason too for the 2YO had been racing highly competitively against elite company in group class races in New Zealand, and there weren’t any top shelf black type pacers lining up in this race. Punters […]