Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Everything. Why do people do what this bloke is said to have done? I guess you would have to be a rapist yourself to work that one out. Steele never had any heart. He sucked up to the bosses, and sold everyone else out. He is one sick fuck. And gutless too. Don’t you worry […]
I hate rapists. For a year and a half I have been telling you this. Now all their chickens come home to roost. Cluck cluck cluck. What a bunch of fucks. Sack them all. Right now.
This is the Steward’s replay of race 9 at Eagle Farm yesterday, the race in which the rider of the winner Adin Thomspson was charged with improper riding. Thompson is about 5th or 6th near the fence, in the yellow and blue colours. I think I must be going blind. No matter how hard I […]
“Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. The hands can’t hit what the eyes can’t see.” Muhammed Ali If an Acting Chief Steward wants to lay down his credentials for a soon-looming job* by playing the tough guy, wouldn’t you think that he would try to get the wording of the charge 100% right before […]
On Wednesday CEO Brendan Parnell’s team at Racing Queensland decided in their infinite wisdom to transfer Sunday’s scheduled turf meeting at the Sunshine Coast to the poly track, in a single second slashing the already decimated by corporate bookie industrial action wagering turnover on the meeting in half. The reason given was that after an […]
Adrian Layt is a Queensland based jockey whose official riding weight is registered as 56.5kg. Layt hasn’t ridden under 55kg (plus 1kg gear allowance) for donkey’s years. Yesterday at Townsville he was permitted to ride a horse in race 4 named Riverside Special. It was weighted at 54kg. A. Layt was never a hope of […]
Poly tracks are poly tracks. They don’t get rated on the usual scale of good to heavy, because they have no soil or turf. What they are is what they are, which is sand, wax and fibre. This is what the manufacturer Michael Collins says about them: Polytrack is scientifically proven to minimise the risk […]
You have to forgive Jilliby Kung Fu that run Archie. After all, he’s been gelded in the two weeks since his last start! (Editor’s note: our reader is taking the piss out of the Stewards. Look again at their report.) Jilliby Kung Fu (Luke McCarthy) Luke McCarthy advised it was his plan to lead however […]
I know a bloke named Mark Riley – a Group 1 winning trainer and jockey – who has effectively been banned from the sport by Racing Victoria due to a positive swab charge brought (and won) by Racing Victoria on a technicality that turns .061 of 1000th of 6.02214076×10 particles of total carbon dioxide (tco2) into […]
Aaron Bullock isn’t the luckiest jockey in Australia today,then I don’t know who is. And if Unforgiven isn’t the sorest horse in the land this morning, then the other one must have the toothache from hell. Just take a look at this. You’re watching the horse one off, or two as across from the left […]
