Liz Cambage Got Kicked Off the Opals For This? – It Should Have Been the Other Way Around – She’s Been Robbed
The story that leaked out of Basketball Australia at the time was that it was Liz Cambage punching a Nigerian player in a workout game that lead to her expulsion from the Opals team in the week leading up to the last Olympics, and saw her cop a ban from playing for her country. Well […]
Sam is Gonzo – We Are Going to Have to Do it Without Her
The writers don’t know what they are saying, and most of the mainstream commentators don’t too. They are all saying how great it was to see Sam take the field. Only the wise know. It was insanity. Totally and utterly unnecessary. Sam is gone, finished, kaput. Her World Cup is over, just minutes after it […]
Turning Triumph Into Disaster – The Matilda’s Coach is a Fuckwit and a Fool – What a Dickhead
A friend told me last night before the Matilda’s game that Tony Gustavsson was a fool. Well the Doc called him a fuckwit rhymes with runt actually, but I was being polite. I disagreed with the Doc, not because I knew anything about the Swede who is coaching our team, rather just because I like […]
The Weekend That Exploded Myths, and Turned the AFL Season Upside Down
All week people have been abusing me for saying the Demons are going to win the flag, and slagging me all over town. The Pies are certainties one prominent Melbourne bookie told me. Port Adelaide are all but over the line said another. A well-known trot man from Geelong forcefully asserted that the Cats are […]
No Try!
Double movement is an established rugby league term and there is no specific mention in the laws of rugby union. However, we are used to seeing a penalty being awarded for a double movement whenever an attacker is ‘tackled’ before they reach the try-line, and after being brought to ground and held they make another […]
Why the Matilda’s Concealment of Sam Kerr’s Injury is an Integrity Disgrace
Why on earth the Australian camp kept Sam Kerr’s injury secret is a question that will be debated by a wider court of public opinion over the coming days, but from a gambling perspective it created a huge problem. Let me tell you why. In 2006 an injury to Andrew Johns prior to a match […]
A Brilliant Story About a Great Australian – Will For the Wakkley, Gold For the Matildas, Sam For PM
I want to know what Sam Kerr is really like. So I ask Sam Kerr. What are you really like? “A bit of a rat bag,” she says. “Not naughty. Just cheeky. I’ve always been like that, especially when I was younger. I started playing for Australia when I was 15. I was so naive. […]
Stick the Boot into Those All Black Bastards Bootsy – Only Wankers Play Rugby!
Michael Boots is as Australian as a koala, or Vegemite, or a baggy green cap. There is no Kiwi in him, and you will never see Bootsy in a black jersey. He’d rather cut off his left nut. Andy Ellis, Kieran Read, and Dave Hewett wear nothing but black, from dusk to dawn and then […]
Isn’t it Just Great?
For a long time now we have been telling you that Sam Kerr is as genius, a great Australian sportsperson beyond the pale and beyond compare. Sam is God, we said. And do you know what? She is too. https://peterprofit.com/?s=sam+kerr Whoever would have thought Australia would be so excited about a women’s soccer tournament? Whoever […]