Real Men v Right Royal Charlies
Sir Les Didn’t Eat Quiche – Why Charlie’s Fluffy Coronation Egg Pasty is Queer
All Kiwis Are Crazy
Just look at this lunatic above. Do you think he’s mad. Then watch this one below. Bloody New Zealand. All Kiwis are crazy. Just ask Planes. https://youtu.be/GICkCkjRX2I
Gee This Gets Boring
I often get death threats like this. The general tenor of them is “You don’t know who you are dealing with here”. It’s true. But nor do you.
Welcome Back Bon-Bon – We’ve Missed You Son
It’s been about seven weeks since Bon-Bon wrote his last masterpiece, and gee we’ve missed him. Just like Tim Tzsyu missed Tony Harrison yesterday. Richard Branson didn’t say if you ‘reach higher than you expect, you could reach higher than you ever dreamed’, as out man Jason claims. What he said was that if you […]
I Love You Too Sis
Big Deal Moves His Post Paid Back Supporting Shag Chair Down the Esplanade to Maccas
Winton ‘Big Deal’ Veall is one of Cairns most colorful racing characters. What color exactly is up for debate. Last time we heard about Big Deal – an avowed fan of Frank Sinatra, and wannabe impersonator – he was at the Cairns Cup meeting squiring around a young lady of the night who was up […]
Ain’t That the Truth Two Bob? – Quid Est Veritas
The media story you see at the top was authored by some master of history at the Two Bob Rob (Marshall) led Club Menangle. You would hope that Two Bob taught Latin at the Kambala girl’s school better than whoever wrote this knows their harness racing history. Nathan Turnbull was aged 32 in 2015, which […]
Top Ten Celebrities Who Give Me a Rash
1. ERIN MOLAN If they are not the most annoying person in Australia, then I don’t know who is. I cannot stand them. 2. EDDY B. I don’t even know who she is, because I don’t get up at dawn cos I am going to bed, and even if I did I wouldn’t watch breakfast […]
The Great Crock of Straddie
That’s a croc is it? No. It’s a crock. This is a croc. Look alike don’t they? Not. If you believe the stories you are hearing, then you are as silly as those who are telling them.