David v 4 Goliaths
And the missus sinks the slipper in too …. A wise man said only fools rush in. Or touch this pocket rocket’s girl. Well done man! pic.twitter.com/U7lqByGIJ1 — EmmaBorosKidd (@EmmaBorosKidd) April 7, 2024
The Eyes Have it in the Last Race at Clare
There are no words necessary. A picture tells a thousand words. And we all know what it is to be mooned.
You Can’t Call Footy Players Monkeys, and Quite Rightly Too – So Why Do We Continue to Call Redheads Apes?
‘Ranga’ is an abbreviation of ‘orangutan’. Used mostly in Australia, the word has gradually spread across the world and has now been adopted to refer to all redheads. It’s thought that is began being used as a derogatory word around the 1990s in Australia school yards. https://gingerparrot.co.uk/ginger-dictionary/ranga-definition/ Bazza McKeown my ginger haired associate and friend […]
Don’t Die – Kill Yourself Trying to Be Young Forever Instead
(Bryan Johnson) measures his blood, his breath, his stool, his erections and his sperm. He’s received blood from his then 17-year-old son and recently, bone marrow from a young Swede. His diet consists of blended lentils, steamed vegetables and a signature “nutty pudding” washed down with more than 100 supplements a day. He believes immortality […]
The Enterprising Lawyer Comes Up With a $270 Grand Idea to Make the Jones Boy Pay For Being a Lawsuit Threatening Try Hard Bovver Boy
Don’t get too excited about your new yearling Jones. The enterprising lawyer’s got plans for you. After reading the news that my long time pest Mark Jones had paid $270 000 for the top priced yearling at the Auckland Standardbred sales yesterday, a mate of mine who is known far and wide as The Enterprising […]
This is Taking Loving Your Animals a Wee Bit Too Far
A young married couple are accused of using animals on their south coast property for sexual pleasure and filming the disturbing intimate interactions. Police will allege they were confronted with images of bestiality involving a 17-year-old mare called Gemma and a 14-month old border collie called Ekko. Joel Kerim first came to the attention of […]
For the Want of a Nail, the Kingdom Was Lost
‘Alligator Al’ Endresz told me late the year before last that he would win his case against the QRIC hands down, and knowing the people involved and the lawyers I never doubted him for a second. But I never thought he would win it so easy, and I doubt even he did too. Just as […]
The Magic Millions Photographer in the Fox Hunter Outfit Identified
The bloke in the fox hunter suit who was taking photos metres away from the winning post at the Gold Coast on Saturday has been identified as being Ross Stevenson, a QLD public servant and amateur photographer who has a side hustle playing the bugle at the races on weekends. Good on him for enjoying […]
Defamation is a Game for Idiots Who Like to Throw Their Money, Careers and Reputations Away
We have been writing about the perils of defamation actions for donkeys years. For us it’s a sport for people with too much money to burn and egos larger than the sun. Oscar Wilde proved that hundreds of years ago when he sued his boyfriend Bertie’s dad the Marquess of Queensberry – the man who […]
There is a Clown in Every Circus
This is the 5th race at Naracoorte in South Australia yesterday. Keep your eye on the bottom of the screen and look for the bozo with red hair. Australia needs to build more mental hospitals. There are plenty of idiots like this who need them.