Communications Update

Because I now live in an echo chamber I have stopped taking phone calls, because the neighbours complain. Them’s the downsides of resort living. If you want to get in touch please send me a text or email and I will walk over to the beach and give you a call back. Sorry for the […]

Wouldn’t You Love to Be Scott Whitton – And Not Just Because He is Married to Jodie

Scott Whitton and Jodie Foster are Tumby Park. Tumby Park has over the past 5 years through blood, sweat, toil, tears, passion, hard work and investment become one of Australia’s leading harness racing owners. Their horses are the My Ultimate’s. They own the two-year old pacers My Ultimate Ronnie and My Ultimate Byron. Both of […]

Well, Enough of You – Do You Want Hear About My Day? – Part 3 – Six Hash Cookies, The Shut Hick Town Servo, the Copper With the Quota, the Saliva Test, the Boxer Who Wouldn’t Shut Up, and the Snow White Cow

So we’re off and away, and we get to Mareeba without incident, and I share a few stories of crocodile killings along the way, then we turn left on the road to Mt Molloy and an hour later we get there and all is so calm that it’s just like two normal people out for […]

Well, Enough of You – Do You Want Hear About My Day? – Part 4 – The Crocs, The Cows, The Green Snakes, The Seven Months Pregnant Love Interest, The Sulk, and Archie Getting the Girls

Yes, the Boxer ran into the cow, but thankfully he didn’t hit it. It did cause him to reduce his speed from 100k’s an hour to 60 for three-quarters of the final duration of the magical mystery trip, and it was annoying, but it was nothing compared to the 50 he went down to after […]

How a Corrupt, Wire-Wearing, Rollover Dog Maggot Who Robbed Racing Blind Named Wayne Innes Sent This Innocent Racing Writer to Jail – And How the Queensland Police and the CCC Arranged It

A few years back I started writing about a Queensland racing identity named Wayne Innes. Innes was a popular figure at the track, a racehorse owner, sponsor, corporate Brisbane Racing Club (BRC) member, a regular in the exclusive Chairman’s room, and the best friend of his personal racehorse trainer Kelly Schweida. But there was something […]

He Was Our Bread, and our Water, and Our Rod and Our Staff and Our Sun – And Now He’s Our Moon – My Dad Les – Oh God I Miss Him

My Dad got interred today. In the Colombarium at St Augustines on Racecourse Road, just a couple of hundred metres down the street from Eagle Farm. He’s with Mum now, and his parents, and his grandparents, and theirs. It will make him happy. After all that pain Dad suffered while he fought the cancerous beast […]

How to Make a Denis Doping Drench – The Special Ingredients Gram by Gram, With Instructions (For Educational Purposes Only)

  Ever wondered how to make a Denis style special drench? It’s as easy as a quick trip to Woolies, thirty seconds on the scales, a minute stirring the bucket, and a minute and a half pouring down your horse’s nose. Here is the magic recipe. 160 grams Brown Sugar 160 grams Bicarbonate of Soda* […]

I’m Not a Vet, Jockey, Steward, Pull-Up Merchant or Nobbler, But …… Have You Seen the First Race at Toowoomba Yesterday?

Race one at Toowoomba yesterday, a 3-year-old Maiden Plate run over the unusual distance of 870 metres,  was one of the strangest races I have seen for quite a while, a really, really queer one. There were four horses in the betting. The topweight Calculated Risk, trained by Craig Smith at Roma, was steady in […]

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