Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Take me out tonight Where there’s music and there’s people And they’re young and alive Driving in your car I never, never want to go home Because I haven’t got one Anymore Take me out tonight Because I want to see people And I want to see life Driving in your car Oh, please don’t […]
It was somewhere up the country in a land of rock and scrub, That they formed an institution called the Geebung Polo Club. They were long and wiry natives of the rugged mountainside, And the horse was never saddled that the Geebungs couldn’t ride; But their style of playing polo was irregular and rash – […]
Some dickhead just sent me a death threat, for the 567th time. The gutless coward said my wife and kids were ugly. This prick is a good judge isn’t he? Photo at the top is my daughter, age 25. One below is my wife Maggie, taken on Friday at age 48 and 3/4. Going shithouse […]
I am sure it will surprise no-one who knows me to learn that I have lost my phone again. So if you are trying to call, don’t bother. Please send an email instead.
This is the sort of shit you have to put up with when you write about cheats in racing. Sadly we get it all the time, always from gutless anonymous cowards. I will guarantee you two things. One is that if these clowns ever make good on their promises, I will never – NEVER – […]
There is freak movement going on around the world to destigmatise paedophiles right now, an evil conspiracy to paint these demons as innocent victims of their own unmentionable sick desires. Minor Attracted People (MAP’s) the academics who are driving the cause of these sick fucks who think abusing kids is okay – led by a […]
A sunbaking crocodile has forced the closure of a popular beach in Far North Queensland. Four Mile Beach at Port Douglas has long been favoured by US presidents and celebrities, but on Thursday an unexpected guest also decided to drop by. Surf Life Saving Queensland head lifeguard for the region Jay March said the 1.5 […]
This is an old story I wrote about 6 years ago while doing a live coverage of the Trade Union Royal Commission. Salem is the Commission. The Sultan is the Commissioner. David Hanna was then a free man, and the Commission’s star witness. I think it is fair to say that I picked him in […]
Have you ever been showing off in front of your grandkids doing a bomb dive when your phone goes off while you are in mid-air? And the ring is coming from your pocket? No? Me either until about 10 minutes ago. Sorry I couldn’t answer your call whoever you were. For some reason phones don’t […]
Not a real bad joint this Port Douglas is it? Verry Elllegant was very ordinary. If I were the connections I would get Damien Lane off quick smart and pay James McDonald whatever it costs to convince him to cop the 14 day quarantine period and come down to Melbourne to ride the mare in […]
