Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Don’t fall over in shock, but Ben Dorries is actually right. That’s because he’s ripped off our story from last week and recrafted it as his own. I wish they’d give me accreditation as a journalist so that I could rip off other people’s too. On second thoughts, no I don’t. Writing original stories is […]
Keith from QLD is fast becoming more popular with the readers that our regular author. Here he chimes in with some strident criticism of online bookmakers commitment to responsible gambling, as some sage advice about how it’s all just a great big rort. When you see the little message at the bottom of the corporate […]
There are reasons that once promising young apprentices like Jackson Murphy end up riding at third grade provincial meetings for the rest of their lives. One of them can be seen clearly in the replay of race 2 at Ballina yesterday. Watch the horse in the red and black that cuts back to inside at […]
I am not exactly sure how the bankrupt thief Dean Baring – the crook who writes the APG website content – has come to the conclusion that Paul ‘Flathead’ Ellis, the one time frozen fish salesman married to a foul mouthed, sour faced cow who lost the families TAB license by putting bets on the […]
For the first time in peterprofit.com history the judge has been unable to split it. The Butcher and Tommy Berry dead-heat. These boys comprehensively proved that there is no depth to rank stupidity in racing. Tommy Berry’s brilliance was highlighted by his use of an encrypted phone app to give tips to The Butcher for […]
For the 6th year in a row. It was a no brainer this one. Any club that can fuck up a property development so badly that it lands over $200 million in debt, then sell the farm and all the land it sits on to pay the debt down to $70 million, and then claim […]
According to the sworn affidavit of Two Bob Rob – aka Robert Marshall, the posh girl’s school Latin teacher turned Chairman of the Australian Pacing Gold, under whose leadership the once thriving company has all but collapsed – in a highly unsuccessful case that the company took against me (call it smashing, with the judge […]
LOT 7 – Colt For a Reason x Maywyn No Regrets. By a cheap crap sire out of a no good Sportswriter mare from a terrible family. The only good horse in the line is La Coocaracha, a trotter. That might be useful it wasn’t a pacer. If they gave it to you for free […]
The Racing QLD staff must all be on holidays. But how they do they take acceptances if they are? Surely the 24/7 QRIC have told them about their smashing in the Supreme Court at the hands of lawyer Tim Fuller and Alligator Al. Haven’t they? Fix the form guide RQ! I’m trying to punt here.
Any man who didn’t inherit a fortune but can live like a millionaire without working since he was in his 40’s, while the rest of the world is clocking on at 9 and leaving at 5, has to be smart. These types usually have a heightened sense of self-defense in advance, and a wicked sense […]
