Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
I’ve been saying it from day one, and I will say it again. Sharp N Smart is the best 3YO in Australasia, bar none. A lot of people don’t realise it yet, not over on this side of the ditch anyway, but mark my words it is true. This young gelding is a superstar. Did […]
Why don’t I suck yours and Smith’s cocks as well- u power crazy cunts U need to know Smith is a thief a nark and a POWER CRAZY cunt who’s mission in life is to fuck me over What a wanker u are for suggesting that Fuck u fuck the board u win No they […]
You told me you loved meSo I don’t understandWhy promises are snapped in twoAnd words are made to bend You say you’ll try harderBut I think it’s just too lateWell, the car is revving in the driveAnd I’m not the sort to wait Lies, lies, lies, yeahLies, lies, lies, yeahLies, lies, lies, yeahLies, lies, lies, […]
Well, I wish to say I see many a Santa Claus in my time, but I never see a better looking Santa Claus than Dancing Dan, especially after he gets the wig and white whiskers fixed just right, and we put a sofa pillow that Good Time Charley hap pens to have around the joint […]
The chick with the party sign is wearing Doc Martin boots. They are made from leather. It comes from dead cows. They haven’t died of old age. That’s cos they were killed as calves. We shoot tens of thousands of horses a year. Lots of pigs, deer, dogs and cats too. Don’t even mention the […]
If there was a better 2-year-old male pacer anywhere last season than Merlin, then I didn’t see it. Many will disagree with me and say Don’t Stop Dreaming (DSD) had his measure, but I say that’s bullshit. Mark Purdon’s star only beat the wizard once, in the Sires Stakes, and that was by virtue of […]
Dear Jane I am a transsexual, gender fluid, pansexual, disabled Australian who speaks Swahili as their first language and lives on Booby Island in the Torres Strait because I identify as half a woman and love tits. I have also been a compulsive gambler since I was 6 years old and wearing Mum’s stockings and […]
Harness racing writer Brad Reid is famous in New Zealand for pulling off a full frontal cross-field streak 12 years ago at the Basin Reserve in Wellington in the first Australia v Zealand test match of the year. It was a superb effort. The bouncers didn’t even lay a finger on him. It’s gone down […]
Peter V’Landys has forced a showdown at the O.K. Corral with the Rugby League Players Association (RLPA), and only one man can come out with his head held high. It will be PVL. He’s had a shocking week our Pete, what with the ‘Tapegate’ scandal and all, the last thing that any bastard wants at […]
Penrith’s CEO Tash Greeentree refused to answer this website’s calls when the state government takeover of the club land was announced. Ms Greentree refused to speak to important others too, including at least 1 nearby harness racing club with common interests. Now NSW Government representatives won’t speak to her. I think it’s called Karma. The […]
