Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
If that wasn’t the world’s most unexciting afternoon of racing ever yesterday, then the Lord only know what was. Brisbane was called off because no-one at RQ had the foresight to check the 7 day forecast and mover the meeting to Eagle Farm, the second raters ran around at Rosehill in the slop, Flemington was […]
You may find this hard to believe, but it is true. Whether it’s straight and true is another question all together. At his past 51 drives for the Emma Stewart stable, reinsman Mark Pitt has driven 38 winners. That’s a winning strike rate of 75%, or three of every four. This isn’t a fluke streak; […]
In the space of less than an hour, Doomben’s now a Heavy 10. And it’s still pissing down, with no sign of any respite. Today’s card is cactus. It won’t be going to the Farm. The word is that the meeting will be put back to Wednesday, when betting the turnover will be more than […]
Driver Johnny Cox was on the horse behind the leader in this race at Addington last night. The sprint lane was only 30 metres away. But rather than sit and wait for it, he pulled out onto the runner in the death seat’s back. When he did he could have shot the gap to the […]
At this moment in time the Doomben track for Cup day is rated a Heavy 8. People who have walked it this morning suggest that it is a whole lot worse. The sky is enveloped by clouds, and it’s pissing down rain. All week the BOM said it was going to. Why the hell haven’t […]
There a couple of trot licensee brothers in north-western NSW who should be starting to get a bit nervous after the arrests of the two rapists in New Zealand I reckon. After all, gang banging intellectually disabled young women is not quite the done thing is it? Spitting on them and beating them up isn’t […]
You’re going to defam the C—s so they’re going to chuck everything at you. I read the shit, it’s pathetic. Tonight’s whinging bitch will be quickly forgotten once your powerful doco hits. The whole world is sick of this pathetic bullshit. What’s the actress’s name, I’ll get onto it ASAP. F— em. Your mate always, […]
We told you yesterday that a Woodend Beach trainer had been arrested for rape. What we didn’t tell you was this his mate from Wyndham was about to be too. There was a reason for that. The police had taken a statement from the mate, in which he lied through his teeth and pointed all […]
So what have we learned in the first four days of the Teachers Pet trial? Not a whole lot really. JC- the pet herself – hates her ex-husband Chris Dawson like poison. Her evidence so far hasn’t really told us anymore than her memories are somewhat swiss cheese like, with holes in them that she […]
You all know about Chainsaw Yole, the Tasmanian trot trainer who regularly turns out more than half the runners on the card at meetings down there. Well Queensland, bugger Ben Yole. We’ve got our own big numbers trainer up here near the Isa, and she is a whole lot nicer than Chainsaw too. Tanya Parry […]
