Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Tinklecoin Named after Nathan Tinkler, Australian racing’s greatest failure. With the backing of the banks the founder has made a huge investment in the industry. Assets held in secure Singaporean trusts and Isle of Man banks. Lifetime promise of bills never being paid. You can have as many coins as you like. Every bottle collect […]
Kowhai is a Maori word meaning yellow, which made it a good name for a pacer like the Kiwi pacer Kowhai Shadow, who until a fortnight ago had won just 2 races from 39 starts, both of them in times you can swim faster than with both legs tied together. Then Kowhai Shadow had 4 […]
Woodend Beach, New Zealand. The drivers room. The news filtering over from across the ditch is that a Woodend Beach trot trainer was today arrested by police and charged with rape, in relation to an incident that allegedly occurred in New Zealand Cup week. Due to laws designed to protect the victim we can’t and […]
Gee this Kiwi trainer Craig Ferguson’s form has improved a bit hasn’t it? It’s not just because he fluked a top horse either. His 7 wins have been achieved with 6 different ponies. So what is the secret to this man’s sudden success, and his Emma Stewart like strike rate? You’d have to have ask […]
The word on Manchester Street is that Wooden Beach trainer Cam Jones has been DQ’d for 18 months after pleading guilty to administering gear to one of his horses prior to a race. Jones apparently copped the discount for pleading guilty, not that he really had any choice after the Canary (unregistered syndicator, trainer, and […]
Pembrook’s Princess Has run a few placing without having any luck during the running would suit racing out of Canterbury selling as owner only wants Canterbury based horses. https://standardbred.gavelhouse.com/lot/1204/pembrook-s-princess This ad is a load of absolute bollocks, which is I guess what you’d expect from the syndicator Andrew ‘the Canary’ Fitzgerald of Off N Racing […]
Live or Die Passes (RIP) – Nevele R Stud I guess he died. Spellbound has been withdrawn following a freak accident – HRNZ Damn those witches brews. They’re just like COVID vaccines. They don’t work She’d come here specially for the Race by Grins, after taking up a slot owned by the Hole in the […]
Andrew ‘The Canary’ Fitzgerald is a licensed New Zealand harness racing trainer/driver who holds himself out as a registered syndicator of race horses, specifically at this moment yearling standardbreds and old, tried, unsuccessful gallopers. The Canary isn’t really a syndicator though, no matter what he may pretend to be. He is a nothing but a […]
This Peg, Northview Peg. She is a superstar in a sold out syndicate promoted by Andrew ‘the Canary; Fitzgerald of Off N Racing Syndications fame too. He syndicated the mare to himself, if at all, as you can see. Peg has got a brilliant record on the track. She’s won 2 from 42. No wonder […]
Dear Mr Jones I apologise for saving you from a charge of needling up a horse on race day, one that would have put you out for seven years. We both know that the next one will send you down the road for 14 plus, or perhaps life, and that I should have kept my […]
