Meet the 2027 Slipper Winner
You haven’t seen him at the track yet. You don’t know his name. But he is a Monty to win the 2027 Golden Slipper. Laugh you might right now. Just remember that you heard it here first.
Nude Tips
It’s cold, wet and miserable in Melbourne, but after tipping you a $3500 First 4 last weekend the Nude Tipster Dr Whiting promises to bring some more warmth to punter’s hearts at Flemington tomorrow. The Docto’s best bets come early on in the program, so punters should have plenty of money to fill up on […]
Do You Reckon the Stipes Can Give Us the Lotto Numbers in Advance Too?
We see some pretty amazing things happen in QLD racing Stewards Reports, or purport to happen anyway, but I reckon this one takes the cake. The start of race 5 at Mackay yesterday was delayed so that jockey Ryan Wiggins could view the footage of the start of the race and have a look at […]
Why the Result of the Grant and Alana Williams Positive Swab Inquiry is Important
Leading Perth gallops trainer Grant and Alana Williams were charged with presenting the horse Starry Heights to race in the 2025 Kalgoorlie Cup with the prohibited substance Ritalinic acid in its system. Ritalinic acid is how Ritalin, the stimulant given to kids with ADHD, breaks down in the mammalian body. Horses like humans are mammals. […]
One Horse That is Never Going to Win Pick of the Yard
I don’t think Missy Lyn (pictured parading before the first race at Laura on the weekend) is ever going to be selected as the pick of the yard. No disrespect to the slow mare, but she ain’t no oil painting. Nellie she’s not. Missy Lyn is never going to be a beauty queen. But a […]
BoBo Has Thrown a Positive They Say
Bodine Bailey trained galloper Heez Da Man finished 3rd in a race in Cairns on the 4th of April. It has subsequently been disqualified from the race. There is no Stewards Report about the matter yet, but the word is that it that Bobo’s horse threw a positive swab. We don’t know to what. The […]
Upheld or Dismissed? – You Be the Judge
There was a protest 1st v 2nd in the last at Townsville yesterday. The side view is above. Head on below. The margin was SFA. I thought the interference was clear, and I would have upheld it. The Stewards disagreed. Protest dismissed. You be the judge.
Right Back at You Alpha, Says Billy-Bob – But Who is to Say He is Right?
Mr Butterfly In a follow up to the Alpha story, I had a giggle at the bookies response. First of all I wonder how many of those trainers, owners, bookies and, jockeys who stood up and defended the meeting’s entry price actually had to part with $100 to get into the track? Scribe will tell […]
Splash Back? – It Looked Like a Bloody Stove Top to Me
Apparently the thing in the picture that the Naked Tipster Dr Whiting sent us with her tips was a splash back. It was meant to be a tip in the Tatts Tiara, but it went straight over my head. I eat out every night, what the hell would I know about domestic kitchens? Or want […]
It Came up Mud
I told you that if it came up mud at Eagle Farm then Rollup was a chance in the Battle of the Bush. It came up mud. And he won. At $18.00 SP. God bless you mother nature. You’re a wet T-shirted honey. https://www.tab.com.au/racing/2026-06-27/EAGLE-FARM/EAG/R/4