The Greatest Dive in the World
That’s the most brutal punch ever thrown on a football pitch pic.twitter.com/UJMM2vQTpM — Dirty Footballer 👊 (@DirtyFootbaIIer) November 11, 2023
Bending it Like Beckham at Litterers
https://twitter.com/i/status/1715065274850849021 Someone sign this lady up for the Matildas! Just imagine what our Sam could do with her head in the box with incoming corner kicks like this.
A Comedy of Errors
The most useless defenders of all time 🤣 pic.twitter.com/LB3wC13gag — Dirty Footballer 👊 (@DirtyFootbaIIer) October 18, 2023 I wouldn’t go as far as to say that those in the white kits are the worst defenders of all time, but they certainly weren’t very good here. What a comedy of errors. Wouldn’t you just love to […]
Too Good- Never Mind, the Jolly Swaggie Drowned Too
There’s not much you can say about last night’s semi. Sam Kerr is a genius. Mary had an off night. Coach Gustavsson is very over-rated. His tactical substitutions don’t work, England’s last 2 goals were terribly soft. Our midfield went missing in action and were totally outplayed. I hate to say it, but the Poms […]
Mary’s Magic
I don’t always agree with my mate Peter Fitzsimons views, but on this one we are simpatico. If Sam Kerr is God, then Mary Fowler is Jesus. Bless them both, and all the Matilda’s too. What a great name for an Australian sporting team by the way. Perfect, just like our girls are. TFF has […]
See Ya Letter Frenchies – Your Dads Should Have Worn One
Liz Cambage Got Kicked Off the Opals For This? – It Should Have Been the Other Way Around – She’s Been Robbed
The story that leaked out of Basketball Australia at the time was that it was Liz Cambage punching a Nigerian player in a workout game that lead to her expulsion from the Opals team in the week leading up to the last Olympics, and saw her cop a ban from playing for her country. Well […]
Sam is Gonzo – We Are Going to Have to Do it Without Her
The writers don’t know what they are saying, and most of the mainstream commentators don’t too. They are all saying how great it was to see Sam take the field. Only the wise know. It was insanity. Totally and utterly unnecessary. Sam is gone, finished, kaput. Her World Cup is over, just minutes after it […]
Turning Triumph Into Disaster – The Matilda’s Coach is a Fuckwit and a Fool – What a Dickhead
A friend told me last night before the Matilda’s game that Tony Gustavsson was a fool. Well the Doc called him a fuckwit rhymes with runt actually, but I was being polite. I disagreed with the Doc, not because I knew anything about the Swede who is coaching our team, rather just because I like […]
The Weekend That Exploded Myths, and Turned the AFL Season Upside Down
All week people have been abusing me for saying the Demons are going to win the flag, and slagging me all over town. The Pies are certainties one prominent Melbourne bookie told me. Port Adelaide are all but over the line said another. A well-known trot man from Geelong forcefully asserted that the Cats are […]