Man v Spida in a Battle For the Fly
Have you ever seen these videos on the Neds blog? This is one above. They are an absolute cracker. You can find them all here www.neds.com.au/blog/
Brian To’o is the Symbol of the End of the War
Is Brian To’o the best sort of bloke you’ve seen in your life or what? Wouldn’t you love your kid to marry him? He’s as handsome as hell but but not vain. Big and strong. Respectful. Funny. As tough as hell. Happy. Smart. Musical. Totally unaffected by pressure or adulation. Clean living. A family man. A man who says he would take his baby sister’s […]
I Wanna Play Football For the Coach
“I’ve told Jai he’s not riding a bloody motorbike,” Bennett said on the eve of the grand final. “If he gets knocked off the bike, I could lose a player in grand-final week. “I turned on the radio the other day … there’s 200 people who have been killed this year on Queensland roads and […]
The Sexiest Seven Footer on Earth Whose Name Must Never Be Spoken
Liz Cambage may be the sexiest 7-footer on earth, but gee she gives me the shits. On the day the team that she walked out on were playing a big qualifying game against Belgium, this arrogant, ego-mad petulant prat posts a message of support for Nigeria, the team whose player she punched out, although you […]
How the Hell are Aussies Supposed to Win Gold Medals When They Are Dressed Like High School PE Teachers?
Dress the part and you have a huge head start my old Granny used to say. You got to get dressed for success the band Roxette said. If you look a high school Phys Ed teacher you will perform like one too is my reckoning. On any of the three counts, the uniforms that some […]
I Hope The Americans Like You Liz – And You Too Ben – Because We Don’t
That’s good Liz. I don’t care for racists like yours either. When I was a little kid I used to dream about wearing the green and gold. In the back yard I played cricket in the imaginary baggy green, and footy in the green with gold vee, and when I ran I was always wearing […]
Liz Cambage Should Have Been Given a Medal, Not Denied One
Fancy getting the sack for punching a Nigerian. How many times do their telemarketers bash us with their ripoff scams? “Hello. It’s some Aussie name that I can’t pronounce here. I am calling from the ATO”. Yeah right. I want to punch them too. What’s Liz Cambage supposed to do? Let them put shit on […]
The Problem With the Big Daddy v Paul Gallen Fight is That Lucas Browne Might Do a Bruce Willis in Pulp Fiction and Forget His Riding Instructions – And Then it Will Get Very Ugly Indeed
The touts are spruiking tonight’s Paul Gallen v Lucas Browne fight as a ripper, an absolute Battle of the Titans in which a young 39-year-old former footy player turned boxer on the rise takes on a still brilliant 42-year-old former Heavyweight Champion of the World. It’s a nice story. Most fairy tales are. Here is […]