TasRacing is Dyslexic as Well as Corrupt
Satna Clause is coming to town is he? Ladbrokes have a Tacing department do they? Yeah good. TasRacing’s programmers are dyslexic more like it. Mary Krismass and a Happee Noo Yere too ewe two.
Murrihy Report is Going to Devastate Tasmanian Racing
There is movement at the station in Tasmania, and it started in Hong Kong. The Tassie minister for racing Felix Ellis was not happy to discover that the CEO of Tasracing Andrew Jenkins had spent the last week in Honkers with the chairman of the board Jean Phair on a trip fully funded by Tasracing. […]
Warning – Disturbing
There is some very disturbing mail coming out of the King Country in New Zealand’s north island. Two leading trainers and another racing licensee are said to have recorded themselves having group sex with an 18-year-old employee of a major stud. A copy of the recording is rumoured to have been sent to the high-profile […]
Gee That Makes Sense Doesn’t It?
So a mare bleeds in a race run over 1350m. She cops the mandatory 3 month ban. And is required to gallop to the satisfaction of the stewards over 1000m before being allowed to race again. How does that make any sense? Horses bleed when placed under pressure in race conditions. What speed is Sakura […]
Chris Waller is Conspicuous By His Silence on the Rosehill Sale
Every person and their dog have come forward to give their opinion on the proposal to sell the Rosehill track so NSW can build 25 000 new houses, but the Big Dog of them all at Rosehill has been conspicuous by his silence. I refer of course to Chris Waller, NSW and Australia’s most successful […]
What a Wanker
I’ve lost count 0f the number of times I’ve got pissed at the races over the past 40 years, but as full as a fool that I was, I’ve never once even considered hurdling the fence and making an imbecile of myself by running across the track in the middle of a race. Not once. […]
Views That We Find Impossible to Share
The connections of Magnificent Storm mustn’t have won enough by cheating to win the WA Pacing Cup, for now RWWA are holding 4 horse charity events for them. Clearly the owners and trainers are not brave enough to follow in the footsteps of Village Kid, Jack Morris and Im Themightyquinn by travelling back over to […]
A Plea For Help For Racing People in Need
Horse racing fans and participants Tim and Shanae Bulman sadly lost their entire house and belongings in a blaze earlier this week. Tim, Shanae, and their 3 boys are doing it tough, so Shanae’s sister Tameika Sherlock has established a fundraiser to try and assist. Trainers Sheila Laxon and John Symons thought they would alert […]
The Sultan Gives it to His Paying Subscribers Straight up the Khyber
It's an early attack for cash from @Sultan_Racing down at Kembla Grange GET ON NOW: https://t.co/gwyJ9IbiPF pic.twitter.com/hseI19Giol — Get On (@GetOn78) November 24, 2023 Dave ‘the Sultan’ Strehlau had a great weekend on the tip. It’s just a shame that he forgot to tip his best bet to the subscribers who pay $30 a week […]