Whoever Said Three’s a Crowd?
It’s a cracker of a place Port Douglas. What ugly old fat bloke wouldn’t puff his chest out up here? Especially after landing an eagle? Or should that be an albatross?
A Champion From Head to Toe – No, Not You Pas!
Everyone was at the dogs tonight. It was great to see new Racing QLD CEO Jason Scott in amongst it. Even better was seeing the legendary Pammie O’Neill at the track. That’s Pam with my old mate Pas and the 2nd place trophy in the Group 1 QLD Cup. Beaten a bloody nose. Good on […]
Why I Would Give Jamie Kah 12 Months – Not For Chopping Coke – For Pigging It
Well as someone who has snorted a few white lines in my time, I have to say that these ones cut out by Jamie Kah are rubbish. Someone – by experience some already coked up “it’s my gear so I get the largest line” snow hog, who by convention is usually the chopper, in this […]
Somedays are Diamonds, Some Days are Rocks – Sometimes You Have Two Diamond Days in a Row, And They Get You Out of Hock – A Short Little Story About How Where There is Life and Half a Ton There’s Hope
Some days are diamonds, some days are rocks. Some doors are opened, some roads are blocked. Sundowns are golden, then fade away. And if I never do nothing, I’ll get you back someday – T0m Petty I know a bloke who won $22.7 large on the pokies on Sunday arvo from 50 bucks that he […]
Message For the Day
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it, And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son! We all hit hurdles. The winner picks themselves up and jumps the new one. Never never never give in. Only losers do. Are you a loser? I don’t think so.
Not Bad For 50 in 5 Weeks
And here I was thinking soon to be 50 grandma’s weren’t shaggable. It’s all a lie. Anyone got a spare box of little blue pills? I ran out in Tassie.
Happy Anniversary Baby
Dear Maggie Well it was 15 days ago, but I’ve been busy. You forgot too. So we’re square. Happy Anniversary baby. I got you on my mind. Always have from the day we first locked eyes, and I always will. You present is in the mail. It’s bloody slow up here in the top end, […]
Bookie Hadyn Flynn’s Grandson is Having a Happy New Year, That’s For Sure
Hadyn Flynn used to the number 2 bookie in the Brisbane ring until he retired to Cairns to dance with the ladies on a Friday night. The seed obviously doesn’t fall far from the tree, although the quality of fruit tends to improve with age and inter-breeding. The young bloke in the picture is Flynn’s […]
The Cobbler Will Be There Too
Nick the Boot kicked arse this weekend too. He’s coming to Bora Bora. It’s all in groove. Sorry Bon-Bon. You don’t got it. I will shout you if you wanna come though. We all trip and fall. The trick is getting up. Just ask the Cobbler. Racing ruins lives does it Activists? Go and kiss […]
Jesus Loves the Little Children – I Love Mine Too
I have heard some horror stories about people losing their kids lately. My heart breaks for them all. This is my grandson. Anyone ever tries to touch him I will kill them. Don’t you worry about that. Think I am kidding? Try me. So to the weak gutted wombats who keep calling and making the […]